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I got a lot of things
I have to do..
All these distractions
Our futures coming soon
We're Being pulled a hundred different directions
But whatever happens I know I've got you

Your on my mind your in my heart
It doesn't matter where we are
It'll be alright
Even if we're miles apart

All I wanna do, Is be with you be with you
There's nothing we can do Just wanna be with you
Only you
No matter where life takes us nothing can break us apart..
You know its true
I just wanna be with you

(Be with you)

You know how life can be
It changes over night
Its sunny but raining, but its alright
A friend like you..
Always makes it easy
I know that your kidding me every time.

Through every up through every down
You know I'll always be around
Through everything you can count on me..

All I wanna do, Is be with you be with you
There's nothing we can do Just wanna be with you
Only you
No matter where life takes us nothing can break us apart..
You know its true
I just wanna be with you

I just wanna be with you...

HSM3! hahahaha.
anw i promised my english teacher i wont do homework this weekend haha.
he said there's no hw this weekend.
then say he dont trust us that we wont do any hw at all.
so he made us promise that we wont do.
playplay only lar.

anw today i found out sth i neh knew abt my digital cam last time during photos class.
ever wondered whats th iso thingy on your cam?
its th level of brightness. (:
ahahaha.



iso auto



iso 80



iso 100



ISO 200



iso 400



iso 800

can see th diff?
i hope so haha.



some crazy guy lying on th floor taking photos.

ohh yah and there was a vandalism in my sch on monday.
here's my recreation of th scene.
i got to see it but it was painted over that day.



i think i did quite a good job there.
thats all i could rmb ah.
still got somemore details i cant rmb.
th babarah jones person is my sch principal i think.
i dont even know how to spell her name.
it says enjoy th shit cuz th vandalism was written in brown stuff.
i later found out from someone that its chocolate.

then just now aft soccer got one of th coach come and shake my hand.
and congratulate me.
said i played well today.
happy with myself. (:

aww baby offline alr.
baby promised to stay home one day only!
hehe no ah she neh promise.
but i dont care, one day only hor!
must listen to me! (:

Gareth Fail aka gareth Bale.
never won in the premier league.
21 games. He hasn't featured in the league since January.
last league win was 2007 in coca cola championship.

26-08-2007 English Premier Man Utd 1-0 Tottenham (Started the game)
01-09-2007 English Premier Fulham 3-3 Tottenham (Started the game)
15-09-2007 English Premier Tottenham 1-3 Arsenal (Started the game)
01-10-2007 English Premier Tottenham 4-4 Aston Villa (Started the game)
07-10-2007 English Premier Liverpool 2-2 Tottenham (Started the game)
22-10-2007 English Premier Newcastle 3-1 Tottenham (Started the game)
25-11-2007 English Premier West Ham 1-1 Tottenham (Started the game)
02-12-2007 English Premier Tottenham 2-3 Birmingham (Started the game)
16-08-2008 English Premier Middlesbro 2-1 Tottenham (Came on as a sub)
23-08-2008 English Premier Tottenham 1-2 Sunderland (Started the game)
31-08-2008 English Premier Chelsea 1-1 Tottenham (Started the game)
15-09-2008 English Premier Tottenham 1-2 Aston Villa (Started the game)
21-09-2008 English Premier Tottenham 0-0 Wigan (Started the game)
05/10/2008 English Premier Tottenham 0-1 Hull (Started the game)
19/10/2008 English Premier Stoke 2-1 Tottenham (Started the game)
29/10/2008 English Premier Arsenal 4-4 Tottenham (Started the game)
15/11/2008 English Premier Fulham 2-1 Tottenham (Started the game)
30/11/2008 English Premier Tottenham 0-1 Everton (Came on as a sub)
28/12/2008 English Premier WBA 2-0 Tottenham (Came on as a sub)
11/01/2009 English Premier Wigan 1-0 Tottenham (Started the game)
18/01/2009 English Premier Tottenham 1-1 Portsmouth (Started the game)

what a fail.
today was games day.
means just play match ah.
i played damn well.
but didnt score.
i was playing th 'giggs' position.
not actually.
i didnt play any position.
i swear i was all over th place.
cuz it was 12 v 12.
and we played 4-4-3.
and one of th striker was a fucking keeper.
i purposely didnt pass to her th whole match haha.
cuz she take my position.
some more she missed a fucking open goal.
crazy bitch.

i will post up pics later.

He's half a girl, He's half a boy, Torres, Torres.
He looks just like a transvestite, Torres, Torres.
He wears a frock, he loves the cock, he sells his ass on Albert Dock
Fernando Torres, Carraghers bit on the side!

hah anw must watch my sis dancing okay!
th vid is below.
super talented.

err i forgot what i want to say alr.
seriously deproving alr.

try trying to rmb.
anw go watch this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uauxHnVzCg
probably th closest i could get to th old trafford atmostphere.
i must go to old trafford before i die.
stupid aqil went alr hahaha.
Old Trafford 11/1/09 Teams coming out and team line-ups announced, listen out for the cheers for Terry around 3mins50secs.and then Viva John Terry after Utd Line-up announced.
damn great vid.
to me at least.

viva john terry.
viva john terry.
could have won th cup.
but he fucked it up.
viva john terry.

okay i think rmb abit of what i wanted to say.
i got 88.5 for my pre ap maths.
which is above th class average.
but im still not happy with it haha.
and my ss marks from 44 or sth improved to 67 i think.
i told baby i want to ace that test.
and i did.
haha. (:
then i forgot what else alr.

another video.



im just killing my time watching videos on youtube while trying to rmb what to type ah.
haha.

maybe a pics?



cost me $2 even thoug it cant fit my head.
i think i have a big head.
beboo say one.
that time when we go buy hoodie hahaha. (:

this sunday is a special day.
cuz of carling cup final!
haha no lar some other reason.
but i forgot what alr. (:

heh i think no more?
let me go watch videos and think some more.

eh i think no more.
byebye, and have a nice day.
hahaha.

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted-One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?


okay so today is th start of ct for you guys i guess.
all th best to everyone.
im still slacking here.
playing fm.
no life.
anw today soccer was at gym.
played dodge ball and soccer.
and i offended two ppl today.
which i dont really care.
cuz they are angmohs.
sam! si angmoh.
hahaha.
okay so th first one was, during one of th match i was dribbling th ball.
then th full time whistle went, i decided to shoot anw.
and th ball hit some angmoh guy in th nuts haha.
i think he was down for like one min.
second one was at another match, i dribbled past few ppl alr.
then one on one with th goalkeeper, i shot at th top corner with full power.
i scored lar, but some crazy angmoh girl complain i shoot too hard, cuz i think th ball just missed her face by few cm.
crazy bitch, i can shoot however hard i want.

here's th thing i promised you guys ytd.





must watch hor!
my sister dancing th crank that dance.
hahahah.

ohh and someone voted others on th poll.
must be some hull fan. (:

inter 0-0 manutd.
i must be th slowest person on earth to post this up
th worst positive result we could get.
meaning its not a bad result.
but not a good one also.
no away goal.
inter only need a score draw to go through.
so no matter what we have to win!
and i think we will.
strangely though, i have a feeling we will lose th carling cup final on sunday.



just a normal maths paper?
looks closer.



tilt your head to see it lar.

my comp decided to be a big ass lagger.
damn stress!
and now my memory become damn poor alr.
just now i was gg to download songs, then my dad came home ask me go eat sushi.
aft eating i came back alr forgot what song.

here's sth for everyone.

nvm wait till tmr then have.
i told you my comp is a lagger.

oh yah today i got to do sth i have been waiting damn long to do since coming here.
i got to play soccer in th rain hahaha.
freezing cold.
and my whole body felt numb.
still fun anw.

and jiayou for common test beboo!
and everyone else too!

i also got test one okay!
next week getting report slip.
i fail ss so far hahaha.
fuck canada.
th rest all 70s to 80s i think.
my results much better than when in singapore.

bye i go sleep.
dream of beboo!

My predicted team:

Van der Sar
O'Shea, Ferdinand, Evans, Evra
Fletcher, Giggs, Carrick
Rooney, Berbatov, Ronaldo

Today's team:

Van der Sar
O'Shea, Ferdinand, Evans, Evra
Fletcher, Giggs, Carrick
Park, Berbatov, Ronaldo

Bench: Foster, Fabio, Gibson, Scholes, Nani, Tevez, Rooney

nearly hehe.
okay so my prediction is inter to win 3-0.
reverse jinxing. (:
and im gg to miss th game cuz im at sch.
and im typing this from sch.
o'shea's gg to score!

i got 90/100 for soccer.
thats not too good leh.
aim 97. (:
oh yah anw im on a team on fm08.
damn cool.




from this forum.

obviously th pink jersey is i suggest one ah.



aseru and jasper wu is me.
th rest is other ppl on th forum.



first match ever.
guess who scored. (:

ohh yah heath ledger won oscar for best supporting actor.
th dark knight was one of my fav movies of 2008.
another was high school musical 3.
and i have no freaking idea why.
i didnt even watch 1 and 2.
maybe cuz yadiy was siting beside me?
th hello part.
or cuz i watched it twice.
but i watched many other movies twice also leh.
dont know.
damn wierd.
okay i go play fm now.
my no life activity.
FML.

bored.


1994's Most Bizarre Suicide
Don Harper Mills

At the 1994 annual awards dinner given by the American Association for Forensic Sciences, AAFS President Don Harper Mills astounded his audience in San Diego with the legal complications of a bizarre death. Here is the story...

On March 23 the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a gunshot wound of the head caused by a shotgun. Investigation to that point had revealed that the decedent had jumped from the top of a ten story building with the intent to commit suicide. (He left a note indicating his despondency.) As he passed the 9th floor on the way down, his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast through a window, killing him instantly. Neither the shooter nor the decedent was aware that a safety net had been erected at the 8th floor level to protect some window washers, and that the decedent would not have been able to complete his intent to commit suicide because of this...

Ordinarily a person who starts into motion the events with a suicide intent ultimately commits suicide even though the mechanism might be not what he intended. That he was shot on the way to certain death nine stories below probably would not change his mode of death from suicide to homicide, but the fact that his suicide intent would not have been achieved under any circumstance caused the medical examiner to feel that he had homicide on his hands...

Further investigation led to the discovery that the room on the 9th floor from whence the shotgun blast emanated was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. He was threatening her with the shotgun because of an interspousal spat and became so upset that he could not hold the shotgun straight. Therefore, when he pulled the trigger, he completely missed his wife, and the pellets went through the window, striking the decedent.

When one intends to kill subject A, but kills subject B in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject B. The old man was confronted with this conclusion, but both he and his wife were adamant in stating that neither knew that the shotgun was loaded. It was the longtime habit of the old man to threaten his wife with an unloaded shotgun. He had no intent to murder her; therefore, the killing of the decedent appeared then to be accident. That is, the gun had been accidentally loaded...

But further investigation turned up a witness that their son was seen loading the shotgun approximately six weeks prior to the fatal accident. That investigation showed that the mother (the old lady) had cut off her son's financial support, and her son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that the father would shoot his mother. The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus...

Further investigation revealed that the son became increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to get his mother murdered. This led him to jump off the ten story building on March 23, only to be killed by a shotgun blast through a 9th story window.

The medical examiner closed the case as a suicide.

from http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/~susan/joke/suicide.htm

i miss beboo.
i go slp now.

manutd 2-1 blackburn.
fucking hell PIG.
pig is kuzscsak.
PIG stands for pole in goal.
pole cuz he is from poland.
in goal cuz he's th goalkeeper.
and pig just because many have no fecking idea how to spell his name.
and fucking hell cuz he conceded th goal.
van der sar's hard work all gone.
th ronaldo goal, i knew it was going in.
he's done it before from further out against stoke.
and this one.



anw to be honest, th whole manutd team played like crap today.
berba wasn't even on th pitch.
neither was rooney till th last 10 min.
nani disappeared halfway through th second half.
scholes misplacing passes.
and most prob no one would of realised that at one point, every manutd fan's dream was happening in front of their eyes.
berba, rooney, teves and ronaldo were all playing for 30 min.

ronaldo man of th match anyone?
even though he dived



special mention to evra and vidic.
hope this is a wake up call for manutd before th inter game in mid week.

anw i have promised baby i will cheer up.
so yah, still trying.
love you loads, baby.

i got 10 out of 10.
im th ultimate united fan.



phil neville.
fucking stupid.

as compared to our record breaking hero.
who has no idea what th fuck macdonalds is.



th only reason theres so much soccer stuff ard is cuz im using soccer to pass time.
if not i will get those thoughts.
i think only boo knows what im talking abt.
but at least im trying to avoid it.
wish i could be th jasper i was back then again..
that crazy jerk.

ohh yah i can tell how much these fucking angmohs hate me by how often they injure me.
fecking cunts.
today some fucking arsehole stepped on my left foot.
with his whole fucking body weight.
as if i was a weighing machine.
dont know how mucking heavy he was but it was bad enough to make my feet swollen and alot of skin to come off.
bloody hell.
aiya why i bother writing all this.
no one cares.
no one cared if i died.
except for maybe beboo.

i go slp.
bye.

hah.
ohh yah and th unedited version of this pic is th background of my mp3.

happy birthday Gary Neville!
i have no idea how old you are now.
old fag.

manutd 3-0 fulham.
typical united.
having 2 goals disallowed for offside.
typical refs against united.
scholes volley goal.
scholes making ridiculous passes.
scholes making loads of passes.
typical scholes.



one thing i dont understand though, is how he managed to miss that pass.
from like 1 meter.
and scholes is racist.
he only passed to park once th whole game haha.

rooney coming off th bench to score for united, 2 min and just his first touch after coming on.
typical rooney.

all in all a typical day.
only downside was i didnt get to watch th match.
i was at gym doing some shit beep test.
test our stamina.
and i failed damn badly.
10 laps ard th basketball court is one point.
average point for my group was 9 points.
highest 13.5 points.
and what did i get.
fecking 6 points!
my stamina all fly away alr.

and blogger says it accept .gifs .
all i get is these stills.
crap blogger.





two or one more days to someone's<3 birthday.
depends on where you are.
if you are a loner then two days.
if you are in singapore then 1 day yay.

want a red one?
poor guy.
just like me.
all alone.
loner!
not really though.
i got a free hug today!
but was from an asian dude lol.
last day of soccer testing today.
after that had abit of time to play match.
i scored 2.
or was it 3?
forgot.
then got twice i backheel pass th ball.
then one of th coach called sam motherfucker said bad pass.
fuck off lar at least th pass reached th other guy lor.
he jealous cuz he cant play socccer.
mother fucking cunt.

seems like th guys in manutd dont really like nani.
first pic rooney does a suplex on nani.
second one giggs does an uppercut causing him to fly.
third pic gibson strangles nani.
poor lad.
he looks like michael jackson!
my blog got me full marks for IT class.
50/50.
ad i didnt have to do much really.
hah.

i think girls who wear boxers are freaking cool.
sexy!
haha just my opinion ah i hope i dont get raped.
i love baby loads!
nth else.
my life is boring.
back to playing fm.
bye.

worst v day ever.



anyone thinks im spending too much time on fm?
i play like almost every day.
21 days x 24 hours = 504 hours.
wow.
this is my life and i'll do whatever i want with it.

just watched th nba all star slam dunk thinngy.
all i can say is wow.
damn cool.
this is my second time watching th nba all star thingy my whole life.
i still dont fancy basketball though.
soccer ftw!

just watched a cinderella movie.
th one with hillary duff.
watch on tv ah.
nth better to do.

haix..

saw this post here.

Irvine's Long Distance Relationship - How it works?

Most people do not believe in LDR, it is simply because they have failed or somebody they know have failed in the attempt. With all this bad experience haunting them, they start to avoid and detest LDR. There is definitely a problem with one of the parties, so LDR do works if there are no problem with both parties of the relationship. Irvine's special questions of LDR disease :-

LDR? No Point?
Is to test you relationship. What's the point of having a true relationship if it can't even survive when you are apart? So that depends on individual interest, not many want to test their limits through something sickening like LDR. Totally not fun at all. Anybody will respect you if you do not want a LDR or it fails. So don't worry about it.

Different Views is a Problem
It is important to know how your partner feels about separation. Just as an example, at the outset, my girl said she never believe in LDR. I was pretty disappointed as i am the type that is fully geared for any challenges up ahead. After a few tries of persuading, i finally able to dig out the reasons behind her thoughts, yeah, due to her friends having a bad experience. So, i just need to prove it to her. Note. If i have not knew the reason behind it, things could be tough later on with all the unknown emo'ing and turning in circles in finding out what's the actual problem. Be honest.

Limits? I don't like to be controlled?
Ok. Most people says you have to set your limits. True, it is based on the couple themselves. If they agree to mess around in the night clubs and all. I think that's alright? The point here is, you have to know what's your limit for your own relationship. Never compare with others. I wonder if my girl allows me to date other girls... hmmmm.. ha-ha =P


Making Things Work
Always try to live up to your partners expectations if it is for the good. Don't cause him/her to repeatedly get disappointed over the same case. Good communication is the key to enhance good relationship. You never want to have an endless war in the same battlefield.

A Good Sense of Respect
That's something i presume to be essentially required to avoid unnecessary disputes among all involved parties. If you know how to respect your partner by not doing any form of actions that could offend him/her, that will be great. Especially when another party is fooling around with you, you better not be too happy about it? lol.

Away From Home
Many says being away is better so i will talk about being away? Since i am away ^^ . There is always pro and cons of being the one away from home. You may have the advantage to experience a new life but loneliness can kill you if your partner is not doing a good job in motivating you on. Many will think being away is fun but the downside is you won't have your family and close friends to be there with you when you are having trouble with your relationship.

Have the Interest
Don't hold back, always find ways to meet up. It goes both sides. Work for it! Don't just sit and wait. Surprise is always fun!

Be Busy and Bright
Don't control your partner too much, let them be busy and make sure you are too. You may want a good night call every night but your partner rather go on with his/her studies. Then let it be, go and study yourself. I always feel great when we are utilizing our time together with our heart there for each other. I always have the trouble of feeling down when i am controlling myself too much. Rejecting outings, not making any plan, not keeping in touch with other people and ending up not having a more happening life that i used to have back home. You may want to make a room in your schedule specially for your partner but it is not done that way. You may end up lifeless. Make a plan together if you want to make a room (troublesome). Stay connected in all ways!

Play Smart
Both parties really need to know how to play smart. Not hiding the bad parts but how to maintain the relationship. This goes for different individuals. "Relationship Success Criteria". lol.

The Fun Part

The fun part is always finally meeting up. Not the special occasion of finally seeing each other after such a long period of time. More like, how lovely you can get after realizing how much you will go through for each other? =)

i rmb what i want to say alr.
i didnt have to go sch ytd.
friday 13 feb.
reading day or sth.
every month sure got at least one day public holiday one.
and th day is they anyhow make up one.
last month was development day.
stupid country.
now is 14th feb, my v day.
she got many sms wishes ah.
but i think she want to break leh..

oh yah today my sis birthday.
happy birthay!

er i forgot what i want to say alr.
all i can rmb is.
marcus soh is a gay boy!
oh ya and i heard 2e4 dedicated a song to me.
a gay song too.
last night~
not that i heard th dedication though.

if anyone was wondering what happened to me.
i am dead and in hell now.
if you were not wondering, then you can go and bang wall alr.
tuesday was soccer test.
today also.
test our skills.
ytd was twist test.
was sth like napfa test ah.
test jumping, shuttle run, body strength.
and here's my valentines date.



i



she looks abit wierd sometimes leh.

and im seriousy fucking depressed now.
who can do me a favour?

the hairy chest of manutd.
jk th welsh wizard.
scored in every freaking season since his debut 19 years ago.
has th record for th only person to score in every premier league season.
liverpool never won th league since he started scoring.

im damn suay.
this morning walk to school nearly fall 1 million times.
th floor so slippery.
nearly fell at th stairs twice.
should have just fell and died..
and my freaking headache is back again.
tmr soccer got test.
test shot power.
test shot accuracy.
to be honest, my shots dont have much power.
but got accuracy.
i only know how to dribble hah.

just fin watching mall cop on th internet.
im so bored.
my life sucks.
go die better..

idk what i did wrong..
was waiting for you to come online..

my mother's birthday is today.
no it was ytd.
6feb.
happy birthday mom!

and 6 feb was also th 51st anni of th munich air crash.
3.04pm.



haix i miss baby loads.
and i have been sick for 1 whole week alr.
that is very sad.
and im feeling damn depressed.

oh ya i went to cut hair today.
kena forced one.
here cut hair is $25 plus per person.
then must give tips some more.
but then is my dad's boss cut for me one.
then dont need pay her money.

happy birthday ronaldo and tevez.
didnt realise tevez's birthday also same day as ronaldo.
feeling sick again.. ):

happy birthday ronaldo!
there's only one ronaldo.
5feb, 24 years old.
god you are getting old!
its 12.57am now in manchester.
so its his birthday there.
but not here.





last few days my school got more than 10 percent of th ppl sick.
thats alot leh.
i think my school got 2000 ppl.
i see like got alot leh.
and its grade 7 to grade 12.
so i think should be more than 2000.
wich means more than 200 ppl neh go sch.
i was sick i still go.
see i so guai.
today is another boring day.

any united fan should watch this vid!

i feel worst than ytd! ):
just now went to sleep for 2 hours plus.
just now academy had some evaluation thingy.
boring life.

no energy at all today.
i felt like a walking zombie at school.
got headache, sore throat and cough. ):

happy birthday fletcher!

happy belated birthday berba and crouch and alves.
30 jan.
3 great striker's birthday all on th same day.

this is my baby.
th one on th right!
no your other right!
hahaha.
see she drink wine.
post here to let everyone see!
haha i think its not wine lar.
coke or sth.
that day was th first time she...


... ahem ahem.




first time she wear that.
i think.
haha boo dont kill me.
you dont anyhow think then wont angry alr.
you want to know why i sad?
cuz i this whole week get to chat with you one hour only haha.
now must wait till next week.
see lar you make me cry.
so evil.
poke you!
pokepokepokepoke!

and happy anni boo!
see this is th second blog post wishing you happy anni alr.
haha.

im taking math 10 ap now.
means grade 10 math.
then ap means advanced program or sth.
so its like sec 4 a maths.
hope i still can cope.
headache! ):

ahhh headache! ):
i dont think its normal to get headache 3 or 4 days in a row..
idk what to do.
i miss baby many.
muackies! <3

manutd 1-0 everton.
i watched half th match only.
cuz had to go out to meet ppl.
at least i saw th goal.
van der sar's 12th consecutive clean SHIT .
i rmb at th start of th year he was completely shit ah.
he's th reason why we lost th super cup.
th reason we drew newcastle.
that was a soft header from oba martins!
and th reason we drew portsmouth and everton.
not talking abt th loserfool match cuz that was th midfield's prob. (:
van der sar was utter rubbish at th start of th season.
many fans were complaining and frantically sugesting replacements for him.
i admit i was one of them haha.
but what th heck.
at least he is performing well now.
and he broke cech's record and th 30 year english league record.
i think th only record loserfool will break is th longest a club has gone without th epl hahaha.
even man city had won a cup last year.
it was th winning-th-double-over-united cup. (:
dont believe me?






hahahahah.

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