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Thursday, April 30, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 11:34 AM

1-0 to th manutd.
happy birthday o'shea!
your perfect present!
goal against arsenal.
watched th match in school.
got i think ard 10 other ppl watching.
and i was th only manutd fan.
tells alot about canadian soccer 'FANS' really.
fucking dumbasses.




Wednesday, April 29, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 12:51 PM

crap day today.
CL tmr.
united vs arse.
shut up voyeur.




Tuesday, April 28, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 3:04 PM



B E L I E V E.

its alr almost one year.
time passes damn fast.
and i still get fucking goosebumps watching any videos related to it.
i still rmb we were at camp that morning.
azmin and aqil woke me up at like 7am.
first thing i woke up, i heard "eh manutd win champions league, ronaldo score but miss penalty."
at first i didnt understand what azmin talking about.
then he showed me his phone.
his dad sms-ed him.
then i started shouting like a crazy person.
woke everyone else up.
i still rmb when we went back to school, zaldy alr bought newpaper for me.
haha.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:46 PM

forgot to say, my dad's birthday today.
happy birthday! hah.
old man.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 10:57 AM





my third favourite manutd player.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 10:39 AM

slack day.
wear exactly like how i always do in singapore.
slippers, berms, t-SHIT.
only difference is that its fucking cold here.
first period maths.
got 31/34 for maths test.

second period science.
teacher not here.
watched movie.

third period IT.
i'm now creating a game.
i suck at this game maker thing lar!
my web design thingy got 98% lor!

lunch ate alone again.
then went library to finish up my hw.
after that was academy.
had to present project.
slacked whole period.
didnt even listen.
and didnt have time for me and alot of ppl to present.

tmr gg field.
i have been shite recently.
i think i havent even scored in 2 plus weeks.
2 weeks ago whole i played defender.
then last week no fucking form.
in singapore, i neh score i also not surprised.
but these are fecking canadians!




Monday, April 27, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 12:50 PM

shit life, shit weekend.
friday went school plus soccer till 3pm.
went home bathe, then went to library whole day.
at night ate subway then went to dad's restaurant to eat more free food.
reached home ard 11pm.
sleep at 12am.
saturday woke up at 9.30am.
stream stopped working 30plus min into th match.
went to bathe, nearly froze to death.
after bathe saw th score was 2-0 at ht.
so went to eat breakfast.
ate half way then went to see how th match was gg.
ronaldo scored th plnalty just as i walked to th comp.
went back to continue eating.
somehow, idk why, i walked to th comp again, rooney scored immediately.
shouted damn loud.
sister came to see what happen.
asked her to match with me.
ronaldo scored his second goal.
shouted damn loud again.
rooney his second. shouted.
berbasexy's volley from half way line. shouted like mad.
that 3-4 seconds that that ball took to reach gomes' save, i swore it was like i shouted for 5 min straight.
by th time match was over i think everyone else in th neighbourhood woke up alr.
aft th match, went to ikea to meet dad's friend.
ate there, then went to a nursery.
nursery is a flower growing place?
aft that went to a market, bought vege, fruits.
fucking boring.
at 6plus pm went to th person's house.
played fm for like 30 min then went out to another supermarket.
ate chicken and baked potatoes for dinner.
ate till 9plus.
after that played fm till 1am.
went to sleep.
oh yah, slept at th friend's house.
today morning, got woke up at 10am.
ate breakfast. wafle with sausage and egg and i forgot what else.
then went to some restaurant with friend.
celebrated dad's birthday(tomorrow).
reached home 3.30pm.
used comp till now.
mostly reading soccer news.
nearly spilled water on my laptop just now.
lucky i had fast reactions.
pulled th laptop away just in time.
oh yah, i'm on my school's honour roll.
means my results good ah.
one step better than that is principal's list.
aiming for that this term.
so far so good.
and baby is damn skinny leh!
eat more okay boo!

bored as fuck.
i wrote so much.
dont think anyone cares.




Friday, April 24, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 8:15 AM

my awesone new laptop!
hahaha.
busy last few days with hw.
and transferring all my files over to th new comp.
and re-downloading everything.
even with my 8gb mp3, it took one whole day to transfer everything sial.
crazy shit.




Tuesday, April 21, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:52 PM

got a new laptop alr.
sony vaio sth sth.

today damn slack in school.
first period photography.
went outside take photo for th whole period, neh do anything else.
next was social studies.
did some work in class but was damn easy, didnt do any learning.
was listining to my mp3 th whole time.
next was english.
had to present th project, so only had to go out for like 5 min.
th rest of th lesson slacking, pretending to listen to other ppl's presentations.
then lunch, ate alone again.
loner shite.
then after lunch was soccer academy, went to library to complete th project.
was at redcafe th whole time.
cuz i last week alr fin doing th project.
then went home.
then got new laptop.
whole day messing around with it.
gg to sleep soon.
i cant sleep well these few days.
damn sad.




Monday, April 20, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 8:52 AM

im gg to get a new laptop tmr.
hopefully..
just fin doing project.
thats like almost a total of 10 hours of work sial.
anw loss in fa cup.
fucking hell berba.
its a penalty SHOOT-out. not a PASS-out.
dumb bitch. so damn fucking lazy.

oh yah, i finally got into redcafe.
as in got an account.
after i think one month of email-ing th admin.
cuz they block msn and gmail and yahoo and all th free email sites.
and i only have hotmail and gmail and yahoo.
so i cant create account.
so i emailed th admin and he manually created an account for me.
whole damn process took 1 month!

hoping for a new laptop tmr.




Sunday, April 19, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 3:11 PM

my dad bought a new car.
spent my whole day today doing project.
gg to sleep now.
tmr manutd vs everton.
waking up at 8 am.
life sucks.
eh jiaying, good luck for your syf thingy!
i wont be there to carry all your things this year.




Thursday, April 16, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:04 PM



aiya, no mood to talk..




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:20 PM

someone's ignoring me.
someone's ignoring me.
someone's ignoring me.


She's starin' at me,
I'm sittin', wonderin' what she's thinkin'.
Mmmmm
Nobody's talkin',
'Cause talkin' just turns into screamin'.
Ohhh...
And now is I'm yellin' over her,
She's yellin' over me.
All that that means
Is neither of us is listening,
(And what's even worse).
That we don't even remember why were fighting.

So both of us are Mad for...

[Hook]

Nothin'
(Fighting for).
Nothin'
(Crying for).
Nothin'
(Whoahhh).
But we won't let it go for
Nothin'
(No not for)
Nothin'.
This should be nothin' to a love like what we got.
Ohhh, baby...

I know sometimes
It's gonna rain...
But baby, can we make up now
'Cause I can't sleep through the pain
(Cant sleep through the pain).

[Chorus]

Girl, I don't wanna go to bed
(Mad at you),
And I don't want you to go to bed
(Mad at me).
No, I don't wanna go to bed
(Mad at you),
And I don't want you to go to bed
(Mad at me)
Ohhh no no no...

[Verse 2]

And it gets me upset, girl
When you're constantly accusing.
(Askin' questions like you've already known).
We're fighting this war, baby
When both of us are losing.
(This ain't the way that love is supposed to go).

Whoaaaaaaaaa...
[What happened to workin' it out].
We've falled into this place
Where you ain't backin' down
And I ain't backin' down.
[ Mad lyrics from http://www.lyricsyoulove.com/ ]

So what the hell do we do now...
It's all for...

[Hook]

Nothin'
(Fighting for).
Nothin'
(Crying for).
Nothin'
(Whoahhh).
But we won't let it go for
Nothin'
(No not for)
Nothin'.
This should be nothin' to a love like what we got.
Ohhh, baby...

I know sometimes
It's gonna rain...
But baby, can we make up now
'Cause I can't sleep through the pain
(Cant sleep through the pain).

[Chorus]

Girl, I don't wanna go to bed
(Mad at you),
And I don't want you to go to bed
(Mad at me).
No, I don't wanna go to bed
(Mad at you),
And I don't want you to go to bed
(Mad at me)
Ohhh no no no...

[Bridge]

Oh baby this love ain't gonna be perfect,
(Perfect, perfect, oh oh).
And just how good it's gonna be.
We can't fuss and we can't fight
Long as everything alright between us
Before we go to sleep.

Baby, we're gonna be happy.

I know sometimes
It's gonna rain...
But baby, can we make up now
'Cause I can't sleep through the pain
(Cant sleep through the pain).

[Chorus]

Girl, I don't wanna go to bed
(Mad at you),
And I don't want you to go to bed
(Mad at me).
No, I don't wanna go to bed
(Mad at you),
And I don't want you to go to bed
(Mad at me)
Ohhh no no no...




Wednesday, April 15, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 11:29 AM

* United have played away after a first-leg home draw on eight occasions in UEFA club competition. The Reds have ended up winning four of those ties.

* United will extend the record for the longest unbeaten run in the Champions League to 23 games should the team avoid defeat on Wednesday night. The last time the Reds lost in Europe was at the semi-final stage in 2006/07 (v AC Milan).

* Sir Alex's men haven't won in three previous visits to Porto. In fact, the Portuguese champions have never lost at home to English opposition in 11 matches.

* Porto have won seven of the eight ties in UEFA club competition in which they have drawn the first leg away from home.

* United have lost the last four knockout ties in the Champions League when they have played the second leg away from home.

* This is United's 15th quarter-final tie in Europe's premier club competition. The record: P 14, W 10, L 4.

* Porto have made five previous appearances in the quarter-finals, winning twice and losing three times.

* The Portuguese champions have conceded 12 goals in Europe so far this season, the worst defensive record of the sides in the last eight (notincluding QF second leg games played on Tuesday 14 April).

* Defender Bruno Alves has played every minute of Porto's league season so far.

* If booked on Wednesday night, Wayne Rooney will miss the semi-final first leg should United progress. For Porto, Rodriguez, Hulk and Sapunaru are all just one caution away from a ban.

* The Reds have collected only eight yellow cards in this season's European campaign. That's fewer than any other side in the last eight.

* Anderson celebrated his 21st birthday on Easter Monday (13 April).

wow i didnt even realise it was andersons birthday!




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 7:54 AM



who's th guy?
answer is ryan giggs.
th small kid anw.



10 years ago today.

this was when it happened.



also, chelsea 4-4 liverpool.
i dont understand how.

someone's ignoring me!




Tuesday, April 14, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:47 PM

happy fucking easter!

first of all, i wanna say..
sorry baby!
dont angry ah!

anw easter is good.
super long weekend.
friday and monday dont need go school.
today went to some mall.
i went to book shop to read th inside united magazine.
obviously its th manchester united magazine lar.
i go to that book shop to read th magazine every month.
can read for free.

came home played fm for 3 hours.
no life!




Monday, April 13, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 4:52 PM



shittiest thing i have ever seen in my life.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 4:26 PM



im like th master of restaurant city.
hahaha.

anw..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4S2Ec0UBkM&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.redcafe.net%2Ff7%2Fjose-im-setanta-sports-champions-215190%2Findex14.html&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVblWq3tDwY

go and watch ah.
idk why cant embed now.
got problem.
i have actually been following th whole series.
its th first time im posting on here.

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Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 11:48 AM

i have just made an amazing discovery.
i figured how to go internet with my psp!
yay.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 7:07 AM

 Federico Macheda - Manchester United's Federico Macheda could miss out on Premier League winners medal

Empty handed: Federico Macheda could miss out on a Premier league winners medal as he falls short of the 10 match requirement.

The seventeen-year-old Italian has delivered match-winning goals as a substitute to decide both last Sunday's Old Trafford clash with Aston Villa and Saturday's 2-1 success at Sunderland.

With the youngster's goals transforming two draws into victories, the four-points earned as a result could ultimately prove key to propelling United to their 18th league championship.

But with Premier League regulations stipulating that players must appear in at least 10 league games - either as a substitute or starter - to qualify for a winners medal, Macheda will fall short if Ferguson's team win the title - even if he comes off the bench in each of United's remaining seven games.

United have successfully received special dispensation from the Premier League in the past, however, to secure a medal for former midfielder Alan Smith.

Smith, now with Newcastle United, made nine league appearances in the final weeks of the 2006-07 campaign after overcoming a long-term broken leg and dislocated ankle injury.

United have also been granted permission for medals to be struck for a number of back-up goalkeepers who had largely spent the season warming the substitutes' bench during title-winning campaigns.

Few players have made such a dramatic impact as Macheda, however, and it is understood that United will make representations for the player to be awarded if a medal if he continues to play a role in helping the club to the title.

might end his season without a medal, even after saving united twice.
four vital points.
but im sure he will get it.
fergie wants, fergie gets.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_football_players_with_a_Premiership_medal
he's had th fa give specially requested medals to his players severn times now.

just now woke up at 11.30am.
mum woke me up.
had a stupid dream.
went to bmw shop after eating breakfast.
3pm came home.
i alr drank 3 cups of coffee.
fuck it, i dont want to sleep.

anw i fucking hate koreans now.
fuck off if you are one.
fucker.

http://www.4thegame.com/media/00/02/79/park_ji_sung_mufc_profile_2005.jpg

http://www.4thegame.com/media/00/03/51/park_ji_sung_mufc_profile_2006.jpg

why korean guys so hot?




Sunday, April 12, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:45 PM





Right, name the United player in the picture.
(Hint: its not rafael and fabio hiding under his nose.)

today was a different day than usual.
nth to be happy of though.
fucked up country.

morning 7am woke up to watch match.
overall performance not that good.
impressed with rooney and foster.
sunderland's goal you cant really blame foster.
he had to be either marking th near post or th far post.
he cant be in two places at once man.
what if it was a near post cross, he would have saved it.
anw went to bathe at half time, as usual.
thats 7 freaking 45 am.
then after fin watching th match went to eat breafast.
aft that went out to science centre.
only cuz my sis wanted to go since idk when ah.
finally brought her there.
i had no choice but to follow.
too bad, im stuck here.
paid and went inside.
first, went to watch th omni theatre thingy.
watch until got fucking headaches.
but it was cool ah.
th movie was about exploring caves.
learn few new things in th science centre.
learnt that my sit and reach thingy is 40cm or sth lar.
i got 40, which is above average for our age.
in fact its above average for any age.
th peak is at 14-16 years old aparently.
and my reaction time is 1.87secs or sth ah.
its like reflex time.
i think im slightly retarded.
stayed in th place for 4 hours? i think.
thenaft that went to macs to eat dinner at 5.30 pm.
only cuz i didnt eat lunch.
then sit at macs play psp until 7.30pm.
then went to take train to dad's restaurant place.
continued playing psp there.
it was cool ah.
i was sitting there playing.
and they stard to serve me things i did not even order.
sushi, tempura, tofu.
haha then i eat lor.
best part is, i didnt have to pay for it, in fact my dad gets paid and i get free food.
then ard 10pm went home.
feeling shit now.
just want to sleep through tmr.
hope i dont get that dream again.



must watch ah!
if not i threaten never to blog again.
lol as if any one cares at all.

fuck you and have a nice day.




Saturday, April 11, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 11:36 PM

get a chant for macheda please.
fucking love th kid.
2-1 united.
game on!


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macheda

that was fucking fast.

now it makes me feel like playing fm.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 8:08 AM
















fucking hell th more i see this th funnier it gets.

this post is rated m18.




Friday, April 10, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 3:01 PM

heard th new mall in tampines open alr.
good for you all ah.
i miss baby.
i miss singapore.
i miss new paper.
fuck.




Thursday, April 09, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:28 PM

loserpool 1-3 chelshit.












idk why but i dont feel happy about th results.
i think its cuz of th reaction of loserfool fans on facebook.
they're saying alot of rubbish.
quote..
anonymous: 1 defeat doesnt make u a lousy team. when we lose ppl talk.. how about the 1-4 win at old trafford and 4-0 trashing of real madrid? u all say we lucky? what is this man..

anonymous 2: The difference Anfield and any other stadia...... is that even the home team is losing, u don't see empty seats and the fans still singing away as though they are winning...... beautiful loyalty can't be seen elsewhere......liverpool fans do talk alot.
on that note, th last time i said that was liverpool vs manutd at anfield.
and we lost 2-1 haha.

so...
anw its almost a certain barca-chelsea semi now.
i think chelsea would get to th final.
even though barce looks invincible.
barce's defence is shit if you have been watching their matches.
and chelsea's midfield is th strongest i have seen this season.
BUT if hargreaves was fit, and we play 4-3-3,
anderson on left wing, carrick in th middle and hargreaves on th right,
i think it would be th best midfield in th world.
individual wise, i think essien and xavi is th best midfielder.
im talking abt center mid, not wingers.
and essien should have been a manutd player.
cunt.
whatever, no mood to talk.



i know.
thank you.
i am TH football manager genius!




Wednesday, April 08, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 8:43 AM

manutd 2-2 porto.
didnt get to watch th match lar.
was at soccer training.
idk what to say abt th match.




and i have been playing this game on facebook.
not really play lar.
i just load th game and let it play by itself.



i miss beboo manymanymanymanymanymanymany!




Tuesday, April 07, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:13 PM



my new desktop wallpaper.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:18 PM


Celebrating Macheda's goal
by RepublikOfMancunia





dont think i will EVER get tired.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 12:26 PM



anyone else saw this during th game?
i was laughing my ass off until they scored lol.
fuck me.


thats porto's HULK getting raped.
manutd vs porto on tuesday!





Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 8:05 AM



hahahahhahahahaha.
i see ah hua and idk who and idk who.



see i told you it was a great goal~
77 freaking percent!

and i actually know macheda since two years ago.
know as in know he's a good player.
like how i knew abt messi and rossi.
th secret is football manager!
hahaha.
and i watch manutd reserve games too!
thats how i know th next rising star is davide petrucci!

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Monday, April 06, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:36 PM

i just downloaded th videa of th goal to put in my mp3.
i think i will neh ever get tired of this goal.
my fav goal this season.
partly because of th emotional shit lar.
and th timing of th goal.
and this goal just over took that welbeck goal against stoke as my goal of th season.

download th vid at: http://www.mediafire.com/?wvmnzzmhtwj




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:17 PM



look at th hunger to win and passion those kids had!
and macheda, look at him celebrating ronaldo's second goal.
he was hitting ronaldo.
hahah fecking brilliant.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 12:21 PM













will neh get sick of watching th goal.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 6:20 AM

post match interview.





Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:14 AM

manutd 3-2 villa.
fucking hell almost shit my pants watching th match.

talking abt shit, does beer or wine make you shit?
fucking hell drank on friday then saturday whole day stomachache.
i shit(ed) 7237274723742 times ytd!
haha anw back to th match.
finally winning again.
next up porto.
i wont be able to watch.
but i think th player to watch is, lucho gonzales.
ohh and fucking hell macheda.
at first could tell he not that confident from th way he control and dribble.
until th 90 min he was doing turns and all.



top once again.
NEXT RISING STAR: davide petrucci.
i dont want to comment too much on liverpool ah.
they have a big match in midweek.
loserfool vs chelshit.

oh yah back to th party.
played wii fit until 5 am.
haha it was like excercising in th middle of th night.
must do push ups, aerobics, yoga, balancing.
haha.
oh yah and i cut my hair ytd.
BY A DRUNK WOMAN.
AT 1.30AM!


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better quality vid of macheda's goal.


















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