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Saturday, May 30, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:37 PM

boring day.
my exams are in two weeks.
but i alr started studying.
which is so not me.
i usually start studying max 2 days before th exam.
but i promised my mother that if she let me skip class to watch CL final, i will start studying after th final.
oh yea, on th day of th final, i did a maths test.
got 19/20 even though i anyhow do.
fucking proud of myself.
could have been 19.5 haha.
he's just not that into you is such a cool movie.
learned cool things from it.
most men dont want to get married.
hahahaha.
Wednesday marked th end of soccer for 2 and a half months.
thank fuck i will be quite occupied during this time.
June I'm having exams.
July and maybe August I will be in Singapore.
I fucking miss th New Paper hahaha.
used to buy every single day!
oh my birthday coming soon.
i want ps3 thank you.
manutd's away (white) jersey also can.
Rafael 21 please.
or Macheda 41.
i want someone who will freaking stay.
fucking hell, ronaldo, tevez, berba, ando, fletcher all rumoured to leave.
that leaves old fuck heads like giggs, gazza, scholes, ferdinand and vidic.
and rooney 10 just doesnt look right.
rooney 8 looked better.
haha.
i guess all im getting for birthday is 3 exam papers.
why do ppl celebrate birthdays anw?
why do birthday ppl get presents?
just dont fucking get it.
you were born many years ago on that day.
yay?
so just because you were born on that day, you get presents?
or is it cuz you are getting older?
dont you get oldder every single second?
then why dont i get any presents for that?
maybe i should not say this before my birthday.
but wtf.
who's gonna give me anything?
angmoh ppl?
SAM!
lol [/rafa benitez-esque rant]

FACHT!

i go sleep alr.
messed up world.




Friday, May 29, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:26 PM

looks less retarded now.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 12:46 PM

hello.
bored.
headache.
nothing to do.
went to school, soccer, came home, study, sleep, computer, eat.
that was my day.
got nothing to do online.
i'm staying away from all soccer related sites these few days.
till now, i have only seen 2 post match reactions.
a picture of barce lifting th cup (i didnt even look at it proper).
and ronaldo's post match interview.
idiot sial he didnt even admit he staying at united.
bastard.
anw other than that, i dont know much ah.
but knowing those spastic press, almost all of them are ABU.
they are gg wank all over barce's victory.



jasper 2-1 chewy.

oh and soccer training just now, i nearly scored twice from crosses.
back to my old right wing spot again.




Thursday, May 28, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:28 PM

“We had gone unbeaten in this competition for two years and sadly it’s come to an end on the wrong night. I think we can be proud of what we’ve achieved in the last couple of years, but it’s hard to take.

“However, the club moves on, we have to move on and come back stronger next season.

We’ve got to defend the Premier League title and go again in this competition.

"That’s what we’ll be aiming for," said Ryan.

"Big teams have disappointments but they bounce back. That’s what we’ll be trying to do.”
"That’s what we’re here for.”













Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 8:42 AM

come on lads.
show your class.
congratulate barce fans.

congratulate liverpool fans.
congratulate chelsea fans.
congratulate arsenal fans.

of course congrats to barce for beating united.
for finding th flaws in united's almost immovable defence. TWICE.
congratulations to liverpool for having their best season in years.
beating united twice, scoring a penalty at OT (which havent been done since 2001.)
congratulations to chelsea for winning th FA cup. well they are almost sure to win.
and arsenal, congrats for beating united too this season.

having said that, congratulations to Manchester United Football Club.
best team in th world.
best squad in th world.
not convinced?
we won more silverware than any other team in th world this season.
Community Shield. 1.
Club World Cup. 2.
Carling Cup. 3.
Barclay's Premier League. thats 4 freaking trophies.
still not convinced?
look at our squad.
young, and full of potential.
yes, Anderson's ass got owned by Xavi and Iniesta today.
Iniesta's got 5 goals 9 assist this season.
he has had better seasons in th past but he was injured in th first half of this season.
started to play only in january this season.
Xavi, player of th tournment in Euro 2008.
Both are world class players.
Both are at their peak right now.
Anderson's only 21.
He has time on his side, his future spread right in front of him.
This man has th potential to become as good as scholes.
champion for 5 years running at th age of 21.
at 21 years old, how many trophies did gerrard have?
A big fucking zero.
Rafael da Silva. Played in th right back spot as if he were a pro.
kudos to him for improving throughout th season.
no more diving in to get th ball.
But work on your postioning.
Always easily getting dribbled past.
and then there is Fabio.
if you think rafael was good, fabio is a better player then him.
better dribbler.
better defender.
has got a sense of goal.
jonny evans, playing like a seasoned pro.
nani, yet to see th best of him.
Then theres Kiko Macheda, Darron Gibson, Ben Foster, Danny Welbeck.
those are only for th untrained eyes (read: if you support another team)
how many of you knows james chester?
fucking tough tackler.
davide petrucci?
fraizer campbell?
rodrigo possebon?
zoran tosic?
adem ljajic?
matthew james?
cory evans?
richard eckersley?
so many talented young players all under th age of 21.
and we are alr at this stage, winning PL, and Carling Cup, in CL final, almost reached FA Cup final.
looking bright for th future.

there was only ONE reason we loss th game.
we were unlucky.
th WHOLE TEAM, except tevez, o'shea and van der sar, decided to have a bad day during our most important match of th season.
its NOT sir alex ferguson, its NOT th tactics, its NOT even th lineup.
it was because vidic and rio didnt feel like defending properly.
evra decided to run around. woooo.
evra was at fault for th second goal, cuz he was too far up th field.
even puyol could attack down that right flank.
then there was carrick, didnt do too bad, just that barce's midfield owned our asses.
anderson as i said is still young.
ronaldo? ronaldo who?
fans took their day off to watch th match.
players took their day off too?
also, this is why me and yayah became damn worried when fletcher got sent off.
whoever th fuck said fletcher is not important to th team?
we defo missed fletcher tonight (maybe hargreaves too, but he was gone th whole season, so i cant really complain).
hargreaves will be like a new signing next season if he manages to become fit.
fletcher and hargreaves are roy keane-esque players.
protecting th defence.
i'm not criticizing our players.
i mean, we all know how much they are capable of.

One more thing, Ronaldo, stop being so cocky.
Just because you were th best player in th world in 2008, doesnt mean you are th best player forever.
Look forward, Step up.
You will become a legend at United if you can do what you did in 2008 for th next few seasons.
Stop being like Scousers. Stop living in th past.
Yes I know you liverpool fans kicked ass in th 70's and 80's.
So what? Its th new millennium now. Stop telling us about how you WERE th greatest team.
MOVE ON.
we lost a match, so what?
manutd's downfall from here?
we're not gg to win anything else for th next 50 years like liverpool!
no, its just a match, we are united, we will bounce back.

i took 3 hours to get over th loss.
so what?
at least i moved on.
lets all move on!
look forward to th next few seasons.
looks promising for us.

THANKS FOR TH WONDERFUL 08/09 SEASON!




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 6:26 AM



i havent seen th post match reactions yet.
staying clear of manutd.com and redcafe.net
cant freaking bear to see.
fucking depressing.
i skipped soccer just to watch th match.
and i rushed through my math test just to get home earlier.
fucking hell.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 5:05 AM

ah fuck, I'm a fucking genius.
so fucking what?
barce 2-0 manutd.

as fucking scousers would say,
THERES ALWAYS NEXT YEAR!

sing when your team wins, sing louder when they lose.
so i'm gonna sing now,
LALALALALALA.
fuck off.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:08 AM

OFFICIAL CONFIRMED MUFC TEAM:

van der Sar

O'Shea
Ferdinand
Vidic
Evra

Carrick
Anderson
Giggs

Park
Ronaldo
Rooney

SUBS: Kuszczak, Rafael, Evans, Nani, Scholes, Berbatov, Tevez.

Sunday May 24 2009

my predictions for th line up is this,

--------------VDS
--O'Shea--Rio--Vidic--Evra
----------------------------
--Carrick-Giggs-Anderson
----------------------------
--Park-Ronaldo-Rooney

i am gg to dig this out on match day and i would be 100% correct!
hahaha.


i'm a genius.
scroll down to see with your own eyes if you dont believe.




Wednesday, May 27, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 12:56 PM

arghhhhhhhhhh my mother dont allow me to skip class.
cuz of th test.
ask me to write a test when a champions fucking league final is going on.
i think i cant concentrate also.
even normal lesson i also zone out alr.
means i will miss th first 60 minutes.
fucking wanker.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3180/2873456716_c4382bce7e.jpg

oh yah, Sir Matt Busby's 100 birthday today. (should have been)
died in 1994.
1 day before th final.
got to win this for him!




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 12:24 PM

Anderson has promised an unforgettable celebration if he finally breaks his United scoring duck in Wednesday's Champions League final.

The South American midfielder - who is yet to score in open play in 73 competitive appearances for United - revealed he is planning to streak naked around the Stadio Olimpico in Rome if he finds the back of the net against Barcelona.

Anderson's only goals so far for the Reds have come in the penalty shoot-outs that led to Champions League victory over Chelsea last season and in the Carling Cup final against Spurs in March.

But after seeing fellow Brazilians Robinho and Elano light up Eastlands with some stunning strikes, the 21-year-old is desperate to get in on the act.

"Competition is quite tough," he said. "I will strip naked and run around the stadium if I score in the final.

"I have already scored two goals - but they were penalties.

"My aim is to help the team and I will do anything to help them. If I can score even better."

Anderson is in line to start against Barcelona with Darren Fletcher suspended after his controversial red card in the semi-final against Arsenal.

And the Brazilian international says winning the trophy for Fletcher will be a motivating factor.

"I'm very sad because every player wants to play in the final," said Anderson. "Especially the Champions League final. But every player has ups and downs and he had a bad moment. We are going to try to do our best to win the trophy for everybody and for him too."

Sir Alex Ferguson has described Anderson as the future of United in the tradition of Bryan Robson, Roy Keane and Paul Scholes. And it is Scholes who the former Porto star says he would be happy to emulate.

"He's top class," he said.

855 min to go.
51300 secs to go.

anw last few nights i could not sleep.
hahaha.
keep thinking what will happen.
anw today soccer i had fun.
i wasnt serious ah.
anyhow play.
scored 2 goals i think.
assist 3.
idk why but suddenly my final pass become damn good.
my dribbling almost become shit alr.
i rmb in singapore during training i dribbled pass almost half of th opponent team in one run haha.
then aqil scold me.

i think i want to skip class tmr sial.
th match start at 11.45am.
my lunch is 12.53pm.
means i'm going to miss th first half.
but my last block is maths, got test.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 7:57 AM

1129 minutes to Rome. For Sir Matt Busby.

key player for barce: THIERRY HENRY(if he's fit of course.)

Match Pack:

Form Guide: In 14 games since March’s back-to-back Premier League defeats, United have won 11 and drawn three games, ensuring an 18th league title and a berth in Rome. The final victory of that run came at Hull on Sunday, where Sir Alex Ferguson had the luxury of resting a hatful of players who are likely to start on Wednesday. Barcelona have also been resting players ever since they clinched their own domestic crown, meaning little can be read into successive La Liga defeats against Mallorca and Osasuna.

Ins and Outs: Suspension rules out Darren Fletcher for United, while Barca are hampered by the absence of banned defenders Eric Abidal and Daniel Alves. The Catalans are still closely monitoring the fitness of key duo Andrés Iniesta (thigh) and Thierry Henry (knee), with both players confident of featuring. Similarly hopeful of lining up at the Stadio Olimpico is United’s Rio Ferdinand, who is on course to return from a calf injury

Star Man: Take your pick. The tie is inevitably being billed as a battle between Ballon D’Or holder Cristiano Ronaldo and pocket genius Lionel Messi, but rarely can a supporting cast have been so star-studded. Two teams packed full of potential match-winners.

Referee: Massimo Busacca will be the man in the middle. This will be the 44-year-old Swiss official’s 33rd Champions League tie.













The lads beating barcelona in white

Ronaldo dominating in rome, great goal. Would love one like this tomorrow



Finally, a reminder of how crap barca's defence can be. awful commentary









Tuesday, May 26, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:01 PM

saya memikirkan bapa saya benci saya
我认为我的父亲讨厌我

3 hari lagi untuk Rom

lol im that bored.
so bored that i actually spent time clearing up my laptop.
i had 13 freaking gb of shit in my recycling bin.
hahaha.
and i actually named it anfield.
dont believe?



anw today learn sex ed.
labia clitoris hahaha.
i was born ready, dont need teach me.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 12:48 PM

latest news.

manutd squad has arrived in rome.


rafael nowhere to be seen.
rooney dont know how to tie a tie.



anderson still funny as ever.

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speaking of anderson,
this man is turning into a legend at 21 years old.

Anderson at 21

He's won the League trophy every season he's played as apro.

2004-05 Grêmio Brazil Serie B champion
2005-06 Porto Portuguese Liga champion
2006–07 Porto Portuguese Liga champion
2007–08 United Premier League champion
2008–09 United Premier League champion

Add to it the Champions League and Club World Cup

Then with Brazil he has won: Copa América 2007; FIFA U-17 World Cup: Best Player of Tournament; South American U-17 Championship2005 and the Olympics 08

Crazy record for a 21 year old. Cant remember a more decorated player at that age.



one word. LEGEND.






Monday, May 25, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:06 PM



3 more days.

even my desktop is excited.
th wallpaper became this,





Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 10:55 AM

ahhhhhhhhhh yayah didnt get them tickets.
thanks anw yayah. (:




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:17 AM

manutd 1-0 hull.
poor newcastle, kicking themselves in th arse.
so thats out of th way now.
time for..



my predictions for th line up is this,

--------------VDS
--O'Shea--Rio--Vidic--Evra
----------------------------
--Carrick-Giggs-Anderson
----------------------------
--Park-Ronaldo-Rooney

what i want is this,

--------------VDS
--O'Shea--Rio--Vidic--Evra
----------------------------
---Park---Giggs---Anderson
----------------------------
----Rooney----Berba
----------------------------
---------Ronaldo

i am gg to dig this out on match day and i would be 100% correct!
hahaha.
somehow i think berbaSKILLZ's passing can break down barce's weak defence.
but knowing fergie, he does not like to play berba on european nights.

anw yayah will try to get tickets to th malaysia match for me.
hopefully got ah.
but no training pass alr.
damn sad!
thanks yayah!




Sunday, May 24, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 11:47 PM

manutd 1-0 hull at ht.
i only realised last night that this whole season, i have been saying hull wrongly.
its supposed to be pronounced hoooooo, but i have been saying it how.
hahahaha.
newcastle are going down!




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:05 PM



holy fuck.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 12:20 PM

lol what a boring day.
watched night at th museum 2.
whatever its called.
battle of th Smithsonian or sth.
i'm so damn bored.
someone talk to me leh.
anyone!




Saturday, May 23, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 3:39 PM

i feel damn weird today.
idk why also.
ahhhhhhhh.
going crazy.
i'm even seeing things wrongly!

anw soccer i played quite well.
had 4 assists, yea 4!
and hit th post 1 time.
woooooooooo.
but idk what th hell happened to my goal scoring touch.
only scored 2 goals all week.
feck.

watched judgment day and American idol just now.
damn no life.
i want a ps3.

manutd jersey count: 6 consecutive days, and counting.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 12:41 PM

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh yayah got tickets alr.
i want!
please, someone help me buy leh.
i pay you back double or sth ah!
haha FML.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 8:42 AM

oh my fucking god, 15000 tickets sold on th first day alr.
someone please help me buy th tickets leh!
i cannot miss this! (even though i'm damn sure i'm gg to miss it, how big is th stadium?)
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!




Friday, May 22, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:09 PM

i want to go watch united play please.
th closest i have ever gone to watch united play at a stadium is....

Singapore vs Brazil olympic team.

got anderson mah hahahaha.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 12:24 PM



new kit for next year?




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 11:41 AM

i made up so many damn cool facebook status lately.
im such a genius haha.
for example,

Liverpool, Liverpool..how did you fair? Beat us twice but no trophy was there. Dont be bitter, dont have a moan, tune in next week and watch us in Rome. 18 times and thats a FACT, Champions League maybe back to back, i'll just say one thing, i am a scouse hater.. and you'll win f**k all with that fat spanish waiter!

and..\

Here's the proof that we're the best team in the world: In the champions league we beat: Aalborg BK - Champions of the Danish League Celtic - Possible Champs of SPL Inter Milan - Champions of Italy Porto - Champions of Portugal And if we beat Barca we'll have beaten the Champions of Spain.


fuck my life, hope i get th tickets to watch th match.




Thursday, May 21, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:28 PM

training tmr and friday.
short week this week.
7 more days to rome!
bored as fuck at home.
please, i want a ps3.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 8:50 AM

FAO YAYAH.

wooo got your attenetion now yayah hahaha.

Malaysia XI v United
18 July 2009, Bukit Jalil Stadium, kick-off 10:30 BST

There will be a special pre-sale period of match tickets in selected Nike Concept and Al-Ikhsan sports stores in Malaysia from May 22-31. Fans who buy tickets during this pre-sale period will also be given free passes to watch United training.

Public sales begin on 1 June. Match tickets are priced at RM 58 (GBP 11), RM 68 (GBP 13) and RM 98 (GBP 18), with limited VIP tickets at RM 308 (GBP 57) and student concessions at RM 28 (GBP 5).

we pay RM 28 ah?
or RM308?




Wednesday, May 20, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:34 PM

eh yayah, i want to go malaysia to watch manutd.
help me buy ticket also leh!
haha.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 12:44 PM

went to karim's house after soccer training today.
played fifa on ps3 .
oh my fucking god.
i'm so damn gg to buy a ps3 when i move house.
or when i get a job, like next year or sth.
woooooooooooo.




Tuesday, May 19, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 3:12 PM







Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:35 PM

new poll up at th side of my blog.



31.5% of you proved to be idiots.
lets see how you do on th next poll.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:04 PM

whoa, been sooooo busy celebrating that i have not posted anything in two days.
okay so here's a recap of my long weekend.
friday, went library. went home after.
saturday morning watched match.
celebrated th whole day after.
was freaking happy.
sunday had hangover from th previous night.
played fm th whole day, and watched dark knight.
favourite movie ever.
today, slept 11 hours.
woke up 11pm.
went supermarket with parents.
slacking on th comp since afternoon.

anw i have been wearing a different united jersey everyday since saturday.
doesnt seem like many, but i plan on wearing a diff jersey everyday for th rest of th week.
shows how many united jerseys i have.
hahaha.
1 blue on from this season.
1 red on from 2 years ago (th current one uh)
1 red one from th season before that
1 blue one from long ago (vodafone)
1 red one i dont even know which season
1 ancient one (sharp).

okay that is all.
soccer training tmr, cant wait.
officially 9 more days to rome!




Sunday, May 17, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:00 PM



fucking hilarious vid.




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