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Tuesday, June 30, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 10:42 AM

taking plane to taiwan in 5 hours.
13 hours flight.
blog properly when i get to taiwan.




Monday, June 29, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 10:13 AM

hello.
awesomest-est 800th post ever.
in usa now.




Friday, June 19, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:41 PM

bored as fuck.
today morning 10am woke up.
bathe, went to pick up my sis from school.
walked like 20min to th fucking bus stop.
then took bus to dad's restaurant.
went there eat lunch, then came home.
used comp since 4pm.
ate dinner at 8pm.
tmr night gg party.
then i think tmr th house internet line gg to get cut off alr.
FML.
what th heck am i supposed to without internet sial.
on my old comp.
cant even freaking play football manager.
might die while waiting it to load.
and i havent studied much for my math exam on monday.
leave that to weekend then, i think.
since no internet, also cant do anything alr.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 9:55 AM



some off-season stuff for manutd players.
i will try to post as much of it as i can.




Thursday, June 18, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 3:56 PM

okay i just remembered.
just now went to soccer academy evening celebration.
dinner plus awards and stuff.
i got award for improvement and sth else.
forgot alr.
my fucking memory is fucking shit now.
anw i think i got improvement award cuz that time i come to canada, then before that 2 months plus didnt go training.
plus i ate fucking alot when i was in USA.
so i was like in th worst condition of my life.
thats why i learnt from my mistakes alr.
gg to go training when i go back singapore.

oh yah, my next year team not gunners anymore.
my coach promoted me to a higher level.
woooooooooooo.
my team is called strikers now i think.
its like a whole teams of rooneys.
all strikers.

then i got award for agility and foot speed.
means i'm th fastest player i think.
i dont get whats th diff between agility and foot speed leh.
isn't it th same fucking thing?
someone explain please.

neh mind i gg to sleep alr.
some powerpuff girl wants me to go sleep.

i gotta feeling.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:20 PM

ohmygod.
i have fucking STM.
i forgot what i wanted to blog abt alr..




Wednesday, June 17, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:12 PM

me and my big mouth.




Tuesday, June 16, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 12:14 PM



bastard sial.
th feeling like breaking up haha.
he was like th one i always looked up to for th past 6 years.
he was th one who inspired me to play soccer th way i do now.

anw todays science exam.
didnt really study for it.
but i think i can pass.
then this whole week dont need go school alr.
too bad im on my old laptop now.
if not i will play football manager until i go crazy sial.
next monday math exam.
just got to revise a bit and i will be okay.
just because of dropping my laptop ah, i dont think i am gg to get a ps3 alr.
bugger.




Monday, June 15, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:01 PM

science exam tmr.
didnt study much, gg to fail sial.
i think i studied more than 12 hours total for my SS exams lor.

today went karim house at 11am.
studied till like 1pm.
ate lunch.
then studied till 4pm.
then went to play fifa for 1 hour.
then studied till 6.30pm.
then went home.
then ate dinner.
then studied science for like 5min.
then went to play soccer.
then used computer since 8.30pm.

FUN life.
next whole week dont need go school except tmr go exam 2 hours.
then next monday go for exam, then im free!




Sunday, June 14, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 3:12 PM





they are th true united legends.
giggsy is one of my top 3 fav manutd player ever.
ronaldo is too, but cant say i respect him as a person anymore.
idolize him as a player though.
no matter what, you cant hide how much he has helped united over th past three/four years.
cant really say he's a legend for th club though.
if only his heart was at united.
would have been a legend by now.

dont really fancy scholes as much.
only cuz i play same position as giggs and ronaldo.
and i play same style as them too.
as opposed to beckham, even though he also play same position.
i love running at defenders.
th more th better haha.

anw i have been idolizing ronaldo since he came to united.
idk, i think i got lucky cuz my first idol became th world's best player.
i was like struggling to memorize his full name.
not a problem for me now.
Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aviero.
i think i was th only one who got fucking excited when he came on against bolton when it was like 2 or 3-0 to manutd.
fucking hell.
7 years since.
thanks for th memories.
stop being a cunt.
i think he's th only world player of th year ever to be hated by so many.

blah blah blah.

anw science exam on monday.
screw th exam.
i studied so hard for that SS exam that i dont feel like studying anymore.
could also be because of my laptop though.
or ronaldo being sold.
didn't feel like doing anything after that happened.
gg karim's house tmr, he needs help in math lol.

last night went to party.
survived th night.
reached home 2.30am haha.

gonna sleep soon.
tmr 11 am karim gonna come pick me up.

lol somehow, i feel ronaldo wont go to Real Madrid.




Saturday, June 13, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 12:09 PM

Yesterday was th shittiest day of my life sial.
First thing in th morning I found out ronaldo signing for Real fucking Madrid.
Scumbag.
I wouldn't have hated him as much if he didn't say he wanted to stay throughout th season.
Lost my fucking respect for him as a player and a person in one day.
I wasn't as bad for beckham or van nistelrooy when they were sold.
At least he didn't lie to fans.
Also, I dropped my new laptop ytd.
Th LCD screen got smashed.
Fucked up.
Anw just now exam, I'm confident of getting 80+%.
But that's not good enough.
I need 90%!
anw got party later at 10pm.
Hopefully I don't drink too much haha.




Friday, June 12, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 8:21 AM

Worst fucking day of my life.




Thursday, June 11, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:26 PM



made this myself.
took all th photos myself.
thats just like less than half of all manutd stuff i own.



manutd.
my first love, my only true love.

studied th whole freaking day today.
had a few breaks to play with my itouch, facebook, and dinner.
after dinner went to sleep for like 1 hour plus cuz cant tahan th headache anymore.
then studied till now.
shit life.
i have to get 90 for friday's SS test then can pull my marks to B.
impossible much?

i feel weird these few days.
like im dead inside.
something just doesnt feel right..

anw sch today was short.
half day only.
8.30am till 12.53pm
tmr even shorter.
half half day.
8.30am till 11.30am
just because i'm special.
no lar cuz i skip soccer academy.
just because theres no more soccer.
soccer academy without soccer is just academy.
so fuck th academy.
hahaha.
then after tmr, i only have to go sch 3 more days.
on 12th, 15th, and 22nd for exams.
then 25th go back take report card.
then that evening go USA for 3-4 days to play.
then go taiwan 2-3 weeks?
then singapore.
my father damn bad sial purposely stay so long in taiwan.
cuz he dont want me to go watch th manutd match in malaysia.
crazy shit.
eh yayah, th tickets how?
sorry uh.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 9:40 AM

Posting from my itouch now.
Was slacking in school th whole day today.
Was on msn and facebook LOL.
Got damn bad headache now.
Got for three days straight alr.
Still studying for exams now.
Left 3 chapters to study but th exam is Friday.
Can sort of slack now.
Downloaded cooking mama on itouch hahaha.
Damn fun.
Eh yayah teach me how to hack my itouch leh.
And still got what apps fun uh?




Wednesday, June 10, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:49 PM

fucking hell i got headache two days in a row alr sial.
ytd after mall, i went home and slept for 1 hour plus, woke up felt worst.
today neh even sleep.
studying for exams.
two more days only sial.
can die.
my head feel like its gg to explode anytime.

some people just never change!




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:37 PM



i want this sial.
asking for these since last november sial.



still not too late to give birthday presents right.
anw i go back singapore gg to buy at least two more pairs of soccer boots.
i alr have two but still gg to buy more!
i got team next season mah.
means soccer 5 times a week!




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 6:47 AM

Steve McMahon, a Liverpool favorite in midfield, is heading a Singapore-based investment group in attempting to buy Newcastle United.

McMahon joined Profitable Group's board of directors as group commercial director in March 2008.

Interim Toon boss Alan Shearer will be offered the full-time manager's job if McMahon's proposed buy-out takes place.

A Profitable Group source told the Chronicle: "Yes we are interested in buying Newcastle United - and we’re putting together a plan.

"We have spoken with Mike Ashley and Derek Llambias and we are hoping that we can reveal a lot more in the next few days.

"We have people within the company who have strong Geordie roots that stretch more than 40 years.

"And there are people here who have a love for the club - we think that is vital for Newcastle at the moment."


That's how low Newcastle has gone.

Singapore involved?






Tuesday, June 09, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:33 PM

new movie coming out soon.
looking for eric.
i want to watch.
NO ONE IS STOPPING ME.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 12:54 PM

today go school didnt learn anything at all.
math went to class and did revision th whole period.
science period had some assembly.
was online on my itouch th whole time.
th power of itouch!
lol then IT lesson was surfing manutd.com and redcafe.net.
then lunch then soccer after.
classroom session today.
learning sex ed still.
after school went to th mall with karim and two other guys.
karim treated me to some jap food meal haha.
then after went to walk around th mall.
one guy bought a bouncy rubber ball for $2.
th kind which i used to play with when i was like 9-10.
also half of my primary school life i used that kind of ball.
scored loads of goals from ridiculous distances.
cuz of my shooting power, and th ball tend to swerve like hell.
i rmb once i shot from my own goalkeeper area and i ole th other keeper and scored.
also remembered i shot from almost half th field and ole some guy few months back.
dumb angmoh guy.
i was like th second best player last time haha.
best was my team's keeper.
only let th occasional goal in.
i was like th leading scorer in th whole school haha.
and th one time i played keeper, i only conceded one goal all game.
i only became keeper cuz during th first leg of that game i purposely score an own goal.
was angry with my team mates.
hahah some more th opposing team was our strongest rival sial.
good time sial.
played soccer single day in pri school.
even in th rain.
my shoes always fucking muddy at th end of th week one.
until like pri 5 my mother got angry and started buying $5 white shoes from somewhere.
i think bata lol.




Monday, June 08, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:45 PM

lol played with my itouch for about 1 hour plus.
th battery alr left around half hahaha.
lazy to charge.
i think i use like that must charge once a day ah.
crazy shit.
played fm th whole day today.
lazy study ah.
give myself a break today.
tmr gg to th mall, so idont think gg to study also.
my exam on friday!
but lucky i started early.
2 weeks before exam.
but its SS so im not really good.
definitely gg to fail it lar.
cuz i missed like half of th year.
im aiming like 40% for SS.
then science exam on monday i think im quite okay, even though i havent even study.
60%?
then following monday is maths.
aiming 80+%.




Sunday, June 07, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:46 PM

its not even my birthday yet, and so many ppl wish alr.
hahaha kanchiong ppl.
all kanchiong like amanda.
i got an iTouch for my birthday.
now can anyhow touch alr.
iTouch you!
hahaha.
fucking hell.
my hangover lasted th whole day sial.
only cuz i got home at 4am.
then sleep till 8am.
woke up and went to usa.
fucking hell.
then after that 4pm reach home sleep till 7pm.
until now almost 12am alr then gone.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 12:02 AM

heard got bv bazaar today ah.
thank fuck i not there this year.
th last 3 years i always kena chased around with water balloons sial.
stupid timing of th bazaar.




Saturday, June 06, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 11:32 PM

omg god damn hangover.
ahh feel like dying now.
shit.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:59 PM

ah, tmr gg to usa hah.
coming back same day or sunday i think.
i think im gonna get iTouch for my birthday hahaha.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:42 PM

last day of soccer today.
2/3 months without proper soccer from now on.
fucking sad.
i'm thinking of training with bv when i go back.
but kind of lazy leh hah.
anw soccer got fucking annoying grade 8.



fag.



shit face.

that guy kena from me during soccer.
i grabbed him and pushed him away.
then just walked away.
its not th first time i lost my temper on th soccer field.
but i'm defo more disciplined on th field.
amanda can confirm this.
this was only like my 3rd time i lost my temper while playing soccer.
first time was adidas challenge i think.
forgot when alr.
but some guy was being such a dick.
then i nearly punched his face haha.
then another time was vs anderson sec.
some noob shit guy kept tripping and kicking me.
then i stared at him for like 5 seconds then continued dribbling again.
its like th weirdest thing that i ever did in a match.
where got ppl suddenly stop, then start dribbling again one.

was damn angry in th afternoon lol.
now not so alr.





Friday, June 05, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 9:06 AM

oh man i 'm so damn hungry now.
and i just ate a pack of chips all by myself.
still hungry.
sot sial.
anw just now soccer i think only i played well again.
cuz it was so damn hot.
angmoh not used to it.
asain kid last time everyday play soccer in this heat.
so no problem for me.
scored one goal again today.
both today and ytd's goal also used th outside of my foot.
i think i should use it more often.
then i can get more goals.
hahahah.
anw it was so hot today that two angmoh girls too off their jersey while playing.
means they played in their bra.
i swear sial, not even lying.
damn cool.




Thursday, June 04, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:30 PM



gay club.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:00 PM



juliano belleti's sister ffs.

Juliano Haus Belletti (born 20 June 1976 in Cascavel), is a Brazilian footballer of Italian descent who plays for Chelsea as a defender and sometimes midfielder. He was awarded by Placar with the Silver Ball for his continuous great performances for Atlético Mineiro during the 1999 Brazilian Série A.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:43 PM



my dream is to go there one day.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:27 PM

i got a fucking huge cut on my knee from soccer.
fucking pain sial.
sibei.
anw th ss test, i got 24/25.
fucking proud of myself.
see, its these kind of things that actually make your life meaningful.
and lets not forget sex, sleep, soccer and food.
ahhhh i damn forgetful.
forgot what i wanted to say alr.
whose fault?




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 7:32 AM

Manchester United have placed a trio of their youngsters on the transfer list.

Sir Alex Ferguson has told Frazier Campbell, Danny Simpson and Darron Gibson that they are free to look for new clubs.

Ferguson hopes the sale of the trio will raise £10 million and Hull, who made repeated attempts to sign Campbell last summer, have already been in touch with United over the England Under-21 international.

Phil Brown had a £7 million bid rejected last year but with just a year remaining on his contract, the 21-year-old could go for £5 million.

Birmingham and Newcastle are set to enquire about £1 million-rated Simpson, while Gibson, who impressed in midfield in United Carling Cup run last term is attracting attention from newly-promoted Wolves.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 7:28 AM

Gareth Barry - £132,000pw
Cristiano Ronaldo - £117,500pw





Wednesday, June 03, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:32 PM





Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 11:46 AM

damn hot today lol.
i think i go singapore will die sial.
anw today soccer i was th only one who actually played well.
only me used to playing in th heat.
i scored 1 and assisted 2 hahaha.
tmr got ss test.
studied quite well for it.
hope i can get 80+.
then my marks can go up to 70%!
haha.




Tuesday, June 02, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:40 PM



Thanks for th amazing season.
a lot has happened in my life.
one thing will always stay th same.
my love for manutd.


memorable quotes.

"Can it get any worst than Newcastle?" Clive Tysdale

"I'm talking about th facts" Rafa Benitez

"Very happy ... confidence ... I try to help my team mates" Cristiano Ronaldo

"Very difficult" Carlos Tevez (when asked how he would feel if he left united.)

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Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 10:48 AM

today was hot as fuck.
26deg only i like that alr.
imagine in singapore, i will melt!
but i go back want to go training leh.




Monday, June 01, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 12:29 PM

omg fucking boring weekend.
start of two and a half months without football.
anw after my exams i think i will spend my time watching th euro u21's.
see how united's future stars fare.
anw when i go back singapore i want to go soccer training leh.
my seasons starts in sept i think.
ahhhhh.
i'm looking at ps3 and itouch now.
ps3 $400 and itouch $299.
anyone got better prices?
please!







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