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Monday, August 31, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 9:18 AM



Anyone saw this on Saturday?





Its quite obvious someone's messing up the heading training at Carrington (United's training ground).




Friday, August 28, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 8:36 AM

Anderson denies that he wants to quit United



Click on the white text.
Relax Yayah.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 7:43 AM

At internet cafe now.
My house no internet till 8th Sept.
Damn sad.
Everyday must come down to use internet.
5 min walk from my house only.




Saturday, August 22, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 3:03 AM

Just finished watching I Love You Man.
Anw I'm going back to Canada already.
Tomorrow 9 pm plane to Seattle.
Arrive there same day at 7 pm.
Then dad driving to Vancouver from there.
Around 4 hours drive.
All times mentioned are local timings!
FML.
Dreading to go back there.




Friday, August 21, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 4:01 AM

I think I just watched 7 million movies in the past month.
Haha just kidding.
At least 9 or 10 I think.
Watched Ice Age 3d.
Watched Bruno.
Watched Public Enemies.
Watched The Hangover 3 times.
Watched Transformers.
Watched I Love You, Beth Cooper.
Watched Up.
Watched Princess Protection Program.
Watched Ratatouille.
Watched Gym Teacher.
That's about all the movies I watched in the 21 days of August.
Although the last 4 movies I mentioned, my sister forced me to let her watch.
And almost all of those movies were watched for free on my 36" HDTV.
FOR FREE.
Talk about no life.
Oh and I think The Hangover is one of the best movies in recent years.
Along with Slumdog Millionaire and The Dark Knight.
I thought Public Enemies was decent too.
But not as good as those movies!
I Love You, Beth Cooper was okay too.
Had meaning to the movie.
Unlike Up, shitty meaningless movie.
Wouldn't have even watched or went near it if my sister had not forced me to.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 3:17 AM

Just watched I Love You, Beth Cooper.
Nice movie.
Very meaningful.
I liked it.


Anyways last few days were mostly rocky.
I think the turning point was when the clock struck 12am on 20th August.
Special day, everything changed.
And I hope it will stay this way for a long long long time to come.
Anyways as you all saw, my training starts on 2nd September.
Well at least there's something to keep me distracted.




Thursday, August 20, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 12:57 PM

Just got an email from my coach.

Hi Team,

We are not playing in the Labour Day Tournament. Not enough players
could attend.

First practice is Wed September 2nd 7:45-9:00 on Ambleside E.

Thanks,
Coach Ben


I think that's because of me!
Haha.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 5:28 AM

5:30am, sun rise already I still haven't go sleep.
Anyways, Burnley 1-0 Man Utd.
probably my retribution for laughing at Liverpool fans during the weekend.
And today's the third year of SOMETHING!
Heh okay I see how now.
Don't think I want to sleep alr.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 12:34 AM

我爱中囯.














NOT!




Wednesday, August 19, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:00 PM

Who let the dogs out?







Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 12:54 PM



True United Legend.




Monday, August 17, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 10:06 PM

Wah damn angry now.




Sunday, August 16, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 3:39 AM

Everton 1-6 Arsenal.
And I had Tim Howard as my keeper on BPL Fantasy League, just because VDS is injured!

Screen shot up soon.
The site now updating points.

Edit: Screen shot up.
Its like that cuz of dual screens.
Jealous right!





Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 3:31 AM

Okay I just watched Transformers on my 36" HDTV.
And I just remembered this.





Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:24 AM





































Dual screen.
36" HDTV connected to my laptop.
Tell me how you are not jealous.
Watched Transformers, played Football Manager, and watching live EPL streaming now.
Wooooooooooooooooo!




Saturday, August 15, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:36 AM

Manchester United Squad Numbers 2009/2010

(1) van der Sar, (2) G. Neville, (3) Evra, (4) Hargreaves, (5) Ferdinand, (6) Brown, (7) Owen, (8) Anderson, (9) Berbatov, (10) Rooney, (11) Giggs, (12) Foster, (13) J.S. Park, (14) Tosic, (15) Vidic, (16) Carrick, (17) Nani, (18) Scholes, (19) Welbeck, (20) Fabio, (21) Rafael, (22) O'Shea, (23) J. Evans, (24) Fletcher, (25) Valencia, (26) Obertan, (27) Macheda, (28) Gibson, (29) Kuszczak, (30) De Laet, (31) C. Evans, (35) Cleverley, (36) Gray, (37) Cathcart, (38) Zieler, (40) Amos.

Changes:
26 - Obertan
27 - Macheda
30 - De Laet
31 - Corry Evans


Can't wait!
Two more days!




Friday, August 14, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:22 AM

I stole a puck from the arcade today.
Those air hockey one.
No life.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 12:30 AM



















Bought these from some Taiwan Nike shop today.
Got sale mah.
Total spent NT 1440 + NT 784 = NT 2224 = SGD $97.37 = CAD $73.33
Boots was NT 2400, T-shirt was NT 980 before less.
Quite okay ah hehe.




Thursday, August 13, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 12:58 PM


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Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 12:08 PM

Well done to England for fighting back.
2-2 final score.
Jermaine Defoe with both England goals.



Watch how England conceded both their goals.
Comedy.

Oh, and I have a new wallpaper again.
And Ballack's my recycling bin now.





Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 3:32 AM

Jong Oranje 2-0 Engeland.
If you don't know Dutch, thats Holland 2-0 England.
And that's only at half time.
Goals from Kuyt and Van Der Vaart.
I seriously have no idea why I'm staying up to watch England.
Maybe it's because I'm worried there might be an injury to Rooney or Ferdinand.
Anw, both Dutch goals were scored in typical England comedy style.
Though Robert Green is an excellent shot stopper.
Would have been 4-0 if Foster was playing.
Will post up them goals as soon as possible.
Going to sleep now.




Wednesday, August 12, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:50 AM



I'll sing it one last time for you
Then we really have to go
You've been the only thing that's right
In all I've done

And I can barely look at you
But every single time I do
I know we'll make it anywhere
Away from here

Light up, light up
As if you have a choice
Even if you cannot hear my voice
I'll be right beside you dear

Louder louder
And we'll run for our lives
I can hardly speak I understand
Why you can't raise your voice to say

To think I might not see those eyes
Makes it so hard not to cry
And as we say our long goodbye
I nearly do

Light up...

Slower slower
We don't have time for that
All I want is to find an easier way
To get out of our little heads

Have heart my dear
We're bound to be afraid
Even if it's just for a few days
Making up for all this mess.

Will always love you, beboo.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:08 AM









Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 12:06 AM

Okay lar, I have decided to go ahead and post this even without the pics.
On Sunday, 9th August 2009, me and beboo went to Marina there watch fireworks.
Me being me, I wore my blue United jersey that day since they were to play a match that day.
Why blue? To show that my intentions of wearing that jersey was Man Utd and not National day! Haha just kidding (but sort of true too).
4:30 pm went to take bus to City Hall.
Beboo reached before me.
That was like the first time since.. I can't even remember when that I made beboo wait!
Haha.
Went to 7-Eleven to buy water and sweets.
Then walked to the place outside Esplanade.
I have seriously no idea what that place is called till now.
I just call it the Marina place haha.
So anyway, we wanted to go up to the Sheares Bridge to watch one.
(FACHT: Bet you didn't know the Benjamin Sheares Bridge is the longest bridge in Singapore!)
Walked there, but the police blocked off the place already.
They said those people were there since 2 pm so we can't go in anymore.
Oh yah, I also talked to more police officers that day than any other day of my life, ADDED UP!)
Cool right haha.
So we ended up sitting at some place near the parade.
Got things like helicopter or plane come then everyone stood up.
Oh and sitting in front of us were a group of angmohs.
One gir looked like Taylor Swift!
Really really!
Beboo asked me to take picture with her but I didn't dare to haha.
I was such a dumb ass.
Go see fireworks, forgot to bring camera!
I used my phone camera, but didn't bring my phone wire.
So I can't get the pictures onto my computer now.
I like the Apache, hover so low, spray water at us.
I told beboo that the helicopter guy pee at us haha.
Then sat there till fireworks were over.
Walked back over to Marina Square.
Went to Starbucks to buy Caramel coffee jelly.
Then squeezed through the crowd.
From time to time, got these random ahbeng kids cheering and screaming and whistling.
Beboo said it's like Singapore's ahbeng all unite that night haha.
Singaporeans being Singaporeans, of course they kaypo and keep looking whats happening lor.
Sent beboo to Bedok.
By the time reach there already 9:30 pm, and the match was at 10 pm.
Decided to go Bedok Interchange McDonalds to watch the match.
I asked the guy to change channel one leh!
I'm LIKE a hero.
Haha score was 1-0 to United at half time.
Nani with his typical goal.
Sent beboo home at half time, then got my dad to come pick me at at Bedok.
By the time I reached home already 1-1.
Match ended 2-2 with Chelski winning on penalties.
Went to bathe, chat with beboo on the phone, then packed my things.
Packed till 3 am then went to sleep.
Next day 10:30 am woke up, bathed, then called beboo.
Then went to airport.
Afiq and Aqil came first.
Then stood around to talk abit, Ryan came abit after that.
Took pictures.
Then went in.
Called beboo one last time, then I...
Then turned off my phone and went onto the plane.
Watched Premier League World half the time, ate then slept other half the time.
Now, I'm back to being a loner again.




Tuesday, August 11, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 11:52 PM

Aww baby's so sweet.
I bet she came online just to chat with me.
Sacrifice her studying time some more.
Although I don't really want her to be doing that now!
But still, she's sooo sweet!




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:29 PM

DER COMMUNITY SHIELD

SERIOUS BUSINESS



God I hate that fucking German twat.
Michael BLACK.
FUCK YOU.
Anyways, United loss.
So what?

Since 'NearlyMan' moved to the team where he thought was going to win all the silverware, he has won the FA Cup twice and only today was able to bag his first Community Shield.

That's compared to United, who have won the European Cup, three Premier Leagues, a League Cup, a World Club Cup, and even two Community Shields.

So cut him a little slack, he's just desperate for silverware.

Remember Everton's COOL away strip?
They have gone one step further to make it even cooler.





If you were wondering why the long post about football suddenly.
Well, I'm back to being no life again.
No friends for the next year or so.
Don't even bother trying to make friends with me, I think you Canadians are just embarrassing.
Okay, one more new post coming up, and it's NOT going to be about football again.




Sunday, August 09, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:10 AM

Watched The Hangover yesterday.
Damn funny.
One of the funniest movies I have watched.
I have a new desktop wallpaper.



For those turd fans, them 5 are Nani, Valencia, Evra, Anderson and Welbeck.
The Manchester United Jackson 5.

OMG, can't believe I will be leaving Singapore so soon.
Would be a long long time till I can come back again.
I will miss you, and everyone else too!
I think my dad's a spastic cunt.
Come back so short time only.
Mother fucker.
Want to kena beat one this kind of people.
Our family go there only he happy lor.

Oh, and HAPPYBIRTHDAYSINGAPORE!
I fucking hate Canada.

Tomorrow Community Shield at 9:55 pm.
Man Utd vs Chelsea.
Finally season starting again.
But thanks to my fucking idiotic father, I won't be watching any matches on TV!
He knows I love football so much, bring me to Northern America.
Fucking hell.
Thanks a lot dad, I fucking hate you, HAHA.
"That's a sarcastic laugh by the way" - Quoted from The Hangover.




Saturday, August 08, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 3:01 AM

I think today I took most times of public transport in a day.
EVER.
Bus from home to Novena Square, Mrt from Novena to City Hall, Mrt from City Hall to Dhoby Ghaut, Mrt from Douby Ghout to Marina Bay, bus from Marina Bay to Marina barrage, bus from Marina Barrage back to Marina Bay, Mrt to Bedok, then to Novena, bus from Novena back home.
8/9 times leh!
8 X $0.45 = $3.60!!
Hahaha damn cool.
11 plus pm then reached home.




Friday, August 07, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:02 AM

Mom's in hospital.
I MISS HER!
Hehe.

Anyways, bad news.
I'm going back on the 10th.
That's next Monday.
I REALLY REALLY DON'T WANT TO GO BACK THERE!

I would give up anything to stay here sial.
SWEAR!
Other than beboo lar.
And football.
AND Manchester United.
Other than that I don't mind giving up everything already.
My life damn miserable sial.
Homeless for 10 months already.
No friends in Canada, stupid loner like that.
Fucking sad leh. ):
Good thing I still have beboo lor.
Beboo, thanks for the Man Utd ball.
My 3 favorite things all in one - Beboo, Man Utd, and football!

Oh yah, I found the pink headphones already.
At the ION there.
Bought it, even though I just bought the orange one few days ago.
I still think I will use the orange one more often lor.
It's me and beboo's couple headphone!
Haha, oh yah me and beboo switched our couple watches.
I gave her mine, she gave me hers.
AND AND the ION there right, got the BK gallery.
Damn cool, can design your own tee.
By Flesh Imp.
I like want leh, but no money alr!
Spent $200 plus in 3 weeks haha.




Wednesday, August 05, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:36 AM

I JUST DRANK 100 PLUS MIXED WITH TOMATO JUICE!
Hahaha just tried for fun lor.
Don't know tomorrow will how or not.

Anw, tomorrow mom's going to be hospitalized for three days.
So sad!

Today woke up 12 plus coming 1 pm.
Bathed, went to beboo's house.
Then went back Bedok interchange, then went library.
Then went beboo's house again.
Sent beboo to tuition then went home.
I'm damn hungry now.
And I have the urge to play soccer.
Anw I'm leaving Singapore next week already.
So sad.
Fuck my father lar, I don't see anything so nice about Canada lor.
Singapore better.
I SWEAR I WILL COME BACK TO SINGAPORE AS SOON AS I CAN!
I think 18 years old then can right?
Don't know lar.
At there I so sad and lonely lor.
Only my father happy.
Crazy bitch.




Tuesday, August 04, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:30 AM



Stupid scouse kid swearing.
Hope he does well this season!




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 12:36 AM

I just realized I treat that guy very bad.
Haha.
Poor thing.
Today went Marina with beboo.
Went to Tanah Merah to find her, then took mrt to Pasir Ris, then to City Hall.
Went to BreadTalk, beboo bought the bread for me haha.
Nacho cheese or something.
Then went to Macs ate shaker fries.
Damn unhealthy food!
Then went to walk walk about.
Went Muji, bought some instant noodles, sweets and a pen for beboo.
Then took mrt.
Sent beboo to Tanah Merah, then went home.
Was fixing cousin's comp, now okay already.
He damn happy haha.
Okay I very hungry now, going to eat the bread beboo bought for me!




Saturday, August 01, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:33 AM

Today woke up at 6.30am to sms beboo.
Earliest I woke up for MONTHS!
Then couldn't sleep back again.
I think 8 plus then fell asleep haha.
Woke up at 12 plus when beboo sms-ed me.
Used comp awhile then bathed and ate while waiting for beboo's remedial to end.
Then went to Orchard wait for beboo.
I reached alr, boo still at Tanah Merah only haha.
Then waited lor.
Actually wanted to watch Transformers one, but already started.
And the next show was 8 pm I think.
So sad, I really really want to watch!
So didn't get to watch.
Went to Heeren's HMV to buy headphones.
No pink ones, we ended up buying orange one.
Beboo insists its orange, I think its red lor!
Haha.
Then after that went Taka walk walk.
Got toy fair but beboo didn't want anything.
I bet she want but don't dare say only lor.
SIBEI.
Then went to find food for beboo.
Ate that chicken and pork and rice thing.
I don't know what its called.
First time eating.
Then went to Watsons beboo bought plaster for me.
Haha, cuz my leg there had blister.
Beboo helped me put the plaster.
SO SWEET! Hehe.
After that went to Kino, saw many many Man Utd related books.
Wanted to see but scared boo bored, so end up didn't haha.
Then went to see beboo's stuff.
Beboo so evil lor, she want that Japanese thingy, then don't want let me buy.
After that went stadium, that sports shop.
Went to see Man Utd's new jersey.
Don't have the away one lar.
If I see it confirm will buy one lor.
So sexy!
Haha, then went to Wisma Starbucks buy drinks.
Bought Caramel coffee jelly or something.
After drink already went to the Nike shop there.
Damn big sial, two stories one.
Like my heaven!
Then after that sent beboo to Bedok.
Then went home.
I think 8 plus then reached haha.

Today whole day carry beboo's Domokun bag.
The face so fierce, I bet everyone was scared of me lor!
Hahahaha.

I miss beboo alr, so sad.
Don't think we can meet up already.

BUT I WANT TO WATCH TRANSFORMERS LEH!!
Wait damn long already hahaha.







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