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Wednesday, September 30, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:58 PM



"Tie him down dear, the rings are cheap"

Fergie is such a great guy.



Johnny Evans the camwhore.
Hahah.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 11:56 AM

Holy crap.
Just now during soccer training some guy shot the ball then hit my ear.
Now I can't hear clearly already.
One side only ah, you stand on the other side still can hear.
So sad right.
Hahaha.

Just finished doing my homew..

"Yo, I'mma let you finish, but Liverpool is the best team of all time. Of all time!"

What the heck?!
Rafa Benitez just interrupted my blog post.



Hahah just kidding.
That was so unoriginal.

Okay anyways, was saying I just finished my homework now.
Been doing since 5 plus, stopped for dinner.
That's like 3 hours plus of homework time.
FML.

Tomorrow stamina test in the afternoon.
Training at night.
And my ear hurts. ):

Okay I go watch movie again hahah.

Manchester United vs. Vfl Wolfsburg tomorrow.
Prediction: 3-1 to the good team.




Tuesday, September 29, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:36 PM

Gareth Bale finally experienced a win as a Tottenham player in their triumph over Burnley.

After two years and four months, 25 games and 1,533 minutes of action Bale was finally part of a winning Tottenham Hotspur team in the Barclays Premier League as they beat Burnley 5-0.

But only just and only when the match was safe with his side four goals to the good.

Bale came on as an 84th-minute substitute for Aaron Lennon to break his winless streak having joined Spurs from Southampton for an initial payment of £5m in May 2007. In fact, Bale's previous taste of league victory was when the Saints defeated Southend United 4-1 on May 6, 2007.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 7:18 AM



Just got back from school.
Fairly easy day.
Morning 7 am woke up, bathed, used comp till 8 am.
Went to school.
First period IT, used comp again.
Then English didn't do anything.
Read book only.
Then Chinese, got test, damn easy.
Finally I'm better than someone in Chinese.
Then now at home. Later 6:45 pm got training.
I need to improve my stamina.




Monday, September 28, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:11 PM

Just finished watching Bride Wars.
Going to sleep soon.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 11:24 AM

Just finished doing all my homework.
Been doing since 4 pm.
And its 8 plus pm now.
And its a Sunday.
Sad life.
Anyway I'm going to watch movie now.
That meatball-ish movie I think.
Then go sleep.
Finally watched The Proposal yesterday.

Twenty-eight?




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:21 AM





Sunday, September 27, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 3:30 PM

My favouritest radio station has been shut down.
So sad.
Energy 92.7 FM.
San Francisco based gay dance radio station.
And I'm not the only one.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=bring+energy+92.7+back
http://www.google.ca/search?q=bring%20energy%2092.7fm%20back&hl=en&ned=ca&tab=nw

Check those out.
At least 6 links on the first page alone asking to bring the station back.

I listen to this station 24/7/365


I think she is damn freaking serious when she says 24/7/365.
I am the same.
I listen to it even when I go to sleep.
I leave the computer on all night just to listen to this.
The first thing I hear almost every morning is the same song.
When love takes over.
They seem to play the same song at that exact time every morning.

And yes, its a gay station.
By gays, for gays.
I'm gay.
So what?
You have no rights to judge me.

Okay I very sad.
Going to sleep.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 12:10 PM

2-0 to the Good Guys.
Berbatov and O'Shea with the goals.
Giggs with both assists.
That's 5 assists in two games now.
3 against Man Shitty, 2 against Stoke.
Thank God for Giggs.

My match.
0-0. Controlled most of the match, just didn't finish our chances.
I think they only had 4/5 shots all game.
We had like 10, all of which failed to hit the back of the net.
I forgot to score. Lol.
Sad shit.




Saturday, September 26, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:52 PM

Against Stoke tomorrow.
Have to wake up at 7am.
Then 10:45am I got match.
I'm going to score!
Hahah.
Okay ah I think I go sleep already.
Only going to have 8 hours of sleep.
Sad.

Prediction: 3-1 United tomorrow.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 7:41 AM



Diving is so last year.
New style of cheating.
Some Swedish guy haha.



Roy Keane.
The best United captain in my time.
In terms of motivation and attitude.




Friday, September 25, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 10:43 PM

Its Friday! Woooooooooooo!
Hahah but I haven't go to school yet.
Soccer training today.
Then tomorrow got match.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 12:53 PM

Blah boring day.
Nothing to update.

Jennifer's Body is a crap movie.
Its only decent because of The Fox.
Just like how Hairy Potty is a freaking shit movie, and is only crap because of The Emm.
Hehe.
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs is nice though.
Coming from someone who rarely watches animated movies.




Thursday, September 24, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:03 PM

Hahah got friendly match today.
Won 4-0.
I finally scored!
And with my left foot too.
Hahahahahaha.
Lol.
Nothing to do already.
I think I go sleep.
Tomorrow easy day.
Mandarin, IT, English, Soccer.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:02 PM







Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 8:20 AM

1-0 win.
Not convincing enough for me although Fabio was sent off after 30 minutes and we played with 10 men for an hour.
We were at home, against Wolves.
Nani was damn frustrating to watch.
Valencia was better than against Shitty.
They have to learn to pass the ball earlier.
Cross earlier, not hog the ball.
They are not Ronaldo.
The point of the 4-4-2 is that the team goes through wing play and crosses.
Down the wing, cross the ball, goal.
Nani's crosses and corners did not pass the first defender all game.
Not a single one.
I remember his first season at Man Utd.
Top of the assist chart because of his corners.
Got to step up now, Nani.

Then there's Joshua King.
Made one nice run, but only because the defender slipped did it look nice.
And one powerful shot on target.
Not bad for a 17 year old.
Hopefully this guy can make a huge impact at United in the near future.

Anyway 1-0, a win is a win.





Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:44 AM



Poor attempt.
Predictions: Man Utd 4-0.

United Lineup: Kuszczak; Neville, Evans, Brown, Fabio; Welbeck, Gibson, Carrick, Nani; Owen, Macheda.

Subs:
Amos, Ferdinand, De Laet, Eikrem, Tosic, Valencia, King




Wednesday, September 23, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 4:35 PM

Just finished watching Jennifer's body.
Not bad movie.
Actually quite crappy but got her, so become not bad.
Its 1:37am now.
I'm going to sleep after this.
Tomorrow 12pm got match.
Man Utd vs. Wolves.
Carling Cup.
Owen and Kuszczak to start.
Youngsters Magnus Eikrem and Joshua King given jersey numbers.
41 and 42 I think.
And tomorrow don't need go school.

Good things in life are worth waiting for.


The G. x




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 10:08 AM



Google making some sense hahaha.




Tuesday, September 22, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:36 PM

Okay.. My day.
5:57am wake up, turn on comp, bathe, eat breakfast while using comp.
6:45am walk out to take bus.
7:50am reach school, sit in front of locker doing nothing.
8:30am class starts.
12:53pm lunch, sit in front of locker eating.
3:00pm school ends, dad drive me home.
3:30pm reach home, use comp.
4:50pm do homework.
5:45pm use comp.
6:05pm walk out to take bus.
6:45pm soccer training.
8:30pm training end, take bus home, bathe.
9:30pm use comp.
10:45pm sleep.

21st Sept 09.

Sorry about that.
I need to record down for my soccer theory project.
No time to do on paper now.
Maybe tomorrow or Weds then do.
I Wednesday don't need go school haha.
Enjoy life at home.
But at night still got training.
And tomorrow got Math test.
And Friday got Science test.

I just finished watching Van Wilder Freshmen Year.
Haha, going to watch Jennifer's Body next.
Okay I go sleep.

Sorry for all the pics vs. Man City.
For people who actually like these stuff to admire it.
Hahah!




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@ 7:08 AM













Monday, September 21, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 9:43 PM



Proof that Sir Alex pays the ref.



Proof that Sir ALex is god and he can fly.



We didn't really need any proof for this but..
Proof that Bellamy's a dickhead.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 8:45 AM

Hahah no hope sial you.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 5:15 AM











Welcome to Manchester.
18 Premier Leagues. 3 European Cups. 11 FA Cups.







I think Ryan Giggs is on drugs.
35 year old man playing like 25 years old.
Ryan Giggs - Yoga Bonito.
The Curious case of Ryan Giggs.
17 Again.





Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 4:04 AM

THE Best Mancunian Derby I Have EVER Watched.
Holy shit.
20 Sept 2009
20.09.2009.
Will always remember the date.
4-3 to the United.
Rio Ferdinand owes his ass to Owen.
Stop making stupid mistakes.
Foster too.
Come on, you are not that young anymore.
Foster's 26.
Reina's 27.
Casilas' 28.
And Kuzczcak isn't much of an upgrade to Foster either.
Sign a keeper in January please.

Anyways I woke up at 5:30am to watch the game.
That's dedication.
Love United.
Life United.



My wallpaper now.




Sunday, September 20, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:25 PM

OhMaiDog. Hahahahahah.
I'm struggling with all my homework now.
Got damn a lot of homework.
Everyday have to do till 9 plus pm then finish.
No time to use comp already also.
And my math is very very very difficult!
So sad.
And I have to wake up at 5:30am tomorrow to watch the Manchester Derby.
Man Utd vs. Man City.
3-1 to the United.
Berbatov to score.
Oh yah, I had a match just now.
Draw 1-1. I forgot th score.
And I have no idea why the coach keep putting me at left wing.
I can't shoot, I can't cross there.
Its either right winger or striker dude.
Okay I go sleep.

There really is only one true football club in Manchester, and it’s not Manchester City.




Saturday, September 19, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:28 PM



This was from August when I was in Sinagpore.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 8:57 AM

Just came back from soccer.
Scored 2 goals today.
But definitely didn't play well.
Match is tomorrow.
I don't know if I can even play.
This whole week was testing during soccer academy.
And I was not feeling well for night trainings.
So I virtually didn't train at all this week.




Friday, September 18, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 12:57 PM

I just finished doing my homework.
Its 10pm now, I have been doing since 7pm.
Lots of homework.
Can die.
Match on Saturday, going to be tough the opponents.
Okay ah I think I go sleep already.
Very tired.
I saw many career seminar PIG-chers.
Everyone looks soooo funny hahaha.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 7:43 AM

1 more day till Jennifer's Body comes out.
2 more days till my match.
And 3 more days till..
Hahah.

Who won't be winning trophies anymore?
x




Thursday, September 17, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:31 PM

Hahaha Toy Story in 3d. (:




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:41 PM

Just came back from training.
Didn't really train much.
Still not feeling that well, and my muscle suddenly ache very badly.
I don't know why also.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 8:48 AM

Obama's a cool guy haha.
Training tonight.
Lots of homework.
Very very tired.




Wednesday, September 16, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:19 PM





Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 12:35 PM

My life is now like half decent. Officially.
Says me.
Hahah, cuz I'm already recovering.
Now left flu. Blocked nose. Can't breathe properly.
And during IT lesson, I would be doing any photoshop tutorial i want/can find online.
That's the benefits of being a senior IT student.
Hahah, I get to choose what I want to do while others have to follow the teacher.
The are doing a completely different assignment too.
Powerpoint I think.
Doing photoshop tutorials is what I always wanted to do.
Just that I'm lazy and I always no time and I only have Photoshop 7 at home.
The school's one is like CS3 haha.
And I get to do it during class time, and I get marks for doing it.
Its like playing for Manchester United. eg. Mr Fletcher.
Playing for a club he loves, and getting paid to do a job he enjoys.
Good life.

Take me home, United road.
To the place, I belong.
To Old Trafford, to see United.
Take me home, United road.

I love Manchester United!
Hahah, that doesn't make me more gay okay!
I'm already gay enough.

1-0 Besiktas.
Bring on City, bring on Tevez.

Who's that cunt from Argentina.
Who's that money grabbing whore.
Carlos Tevez is his name,
and he hasn't got a brain.
And he won't be winning trophies anymore.

Tomorrow physical training in the afternoon.
Training at night.
No time to rest my blister at all.
Damn pain.

& you are soooo funny. (:




Tuesday, September 15, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 8:23 AM

Ahhhhhh I think I'm going to die soon.
I'm sick since yesterday.
Then today woke up sweating like crazy, body like burning.
Bathed and dragged myself to school anyway.
Vomited when bathing.
Can't take it anymore, going to rest now.
Not even going to training tonight.
My life sucks, don't think it can get any worst.




Monday, September 14, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:03 PM

Just finished watching Gran Torino, nice movie.
This morning wake up, downloaded yesterday's match to watch.
Spurs 1-3 Man Utd.
I didn't get to watch the match live because of my match, which we won 4-0 haha.
Watched VMA's too.
Video Music Awards.
Eskimo Gaga.
All these despite me not having a television at home.
I'm pro!

I go sleep, good night. x




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 3:03 AM



Lolzxzxzx.




Sunday, September 13, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 12:10 PM



I want a ps3 and Fifa10 please.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 11:55 AM



Amazing header by Almunia.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 8:22 AM

Jonah Hex

Next year June then come out.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 7:00 AM

Just finished my match.
Won 4-0.
I didn't score lar.
I only managed to get 2 shots on target.
A header and a left foot shot.
Played left wing for about 3 quarters of the match.
Then got subbed off.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 12:38 AM

Match in 1 hour plus.
I don't even know if I'm starting, or even on the bench LOL!




Saturday, September 12, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:27 PM





Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:07 PM

Match in 13 hours.
I have done everything I could to save my foot.
Put a bag of frozen mixed vege on my ankle.
Soak my feet in salt water.
Bought plasters for blisters.
I think I also have to get more rest.
Going to sleep soon.

Hahah Xiaxue kissed KayKay.
Gay kiss.




Friday, September 11, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 12:13 PM

Hah! I so long neh say vulgarities at my blog already.
Don't have to talk about me saying out vulgarities ah.
I don't even talk much one.
It's like some kind of achievement leh!

Edit: Just read through and there were no vulgarities at all on the main page!
Haha, proud of myself.

Ohh, and I'm ice-bagging my ankle now.
Hahah, I'm using a bag of frozen mixed vegetables, I hate carrots! And peas. And that other thing in the mixed vege thingy.
Rolled my ankle yesterday.
Today then very very pain.
Die ah, match on Saturday.
My ankle dead already, plus so many blisters!


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Sunset view from my house.
Lighting very bad.
I will try one more soon.




Thursday, September 10, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:14 PM

Just home from training.
Going to sleep soon.
I think I have 3 blisters on both my legs.
Dumb new shoes!
Hahah, but they are shiny and orange! x




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 9:20 AM

090909 today.
Nice date, but not as nice as 070809.
Wah got 2 nice dates in two months already.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 8:37 AM

Training tonight 7:45pm.
2 more hours.
Match on Saturday.




Wednesday, September 09, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 12:30 PM





Monday, September 07, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 11:17 AM



Emma Watson's hand prints.
Just found this pict.
Was from when I went to Hollywood last December.
Got all the Hairy Potty people but I only took pict of hers haha.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 8:59 AM

I think I just lost 2/3rd of my readers. LOL.
Internet coming in 2 days.




Friday, September 04, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 12:24 PM

School re-opened on 1st Sept.
School training started.
Club training started.
First match on 12th Sept.
Next next Saturday.
I'm playing football every single day now, except Sundays.
My jersey number for club is 7.

Anderson just scored for the Man Utd reserves team.

Bye.




Tuesday, September 01, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 5:42 AM

School reopen tomorrow.
Training starts Wednesday.
My life sucks.
Damn miserable.

Happy birthday Kaylie.







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