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Did anyone read my previous post?
Surely at least one person reads right!
Hahah, as I promised, I scored today.
Not a goal though.
I scored..
2 goals! Wooooooo.
And made an assist too.
Ended up winning 4-3.
Was an away game, the team which we lost to in the cup 2 weeks ago.

Went 2-0 down within 20 minutes.
One of them a penalty, first one in the game.
I scored my first goal of the night.
Stunning goal from probably 25-30 yards out.
That's a quarter of the field, and from the right wing position.
I saw the keeper slightly off his line and I lobbed the ball over him
If you can't visualize it, here's an illustration.



Imagine the line to be 3d and the ball actually is floating over the keeper's head, and not curving past him.

Okay so the score's 2-1 now.
Less than 10 minutes later, got the ball out wide on the wing, crossed it onto th edge of the penalty box and the guy shot it in.
Went in 2-2 at half time.
Second half started, ref awarded us a penalty, some guy scored it.
Scored my second goal of the game, a volley inside the penalty box.
Armband celebration. (:
Then ref awarded them another penalty, the third one of the night.
Our keeper saved it thankfully.
Then virtually the last kick of the game they scored one more.
Probably in the 93rd minute.

FT 4-3.
You could say I won the game for us, involving in 3 of the 4 goals scored, the other one a penalty.
I suck at penalties, rejected the chance to take it.
Hahah if not hat trick leh.

Anyway, Man Utd won 4-1.
3 penalties in that game too.



Wayne Rooney hat trick.
Ryan Giggs' 100th career league goal.
He's turning 36 tomorrow.
They're going to need to invent a new word, legend is becoming insufficient.

Spent the rest of the day at home playing comp.
Not really playing, just looking at some soccer stuff.
Today's highlights, old videos and reading forum and news.
Boring day.
No one wants to talk to me.
Or rather no one is online right now.

Sorry about the long post about my goals.
It's just that I don't get to score goals too often.
And to score two in one game and save my team's ass.
Yeh I'm pretty excited about it. :B

Just came back from watching a gay movie.
Guess which one.
The one with gays and wolves.
Forced to go.
Hahah, had to do it for her right.
Heheh reached home at 10:00 pm.
I'm going to wake up at 6:47 am tomorrow.
Man Utd match at 7:00 am.
My match at 12:45 pm.
We're going to win this.
They are the team we lost to, 2 weeks ago.
Lost 1-0 but we played really well, so I'm very sure we want the win this time.
I AM GOING TO SCORE.


DJ plays my song and I feel alright. Put my hands up when they play my song and you know I'm gonna be okay.

Ghey.

Au revoir! Salut!
See I told you I am learning French.
Going well so far.

Fuck my life.

Didn't go to training today.
I wanted to go, but it was raining so damn heavily.
Ghey.
I love rainy days.
Boring day.
Bad day in general.
Man Utd loss, but still qualified for next round.
Liverpool won, but did not qualify.
Life is hard and unfair.
Only if you are Liverpool.
Bye.

Rafa BenOUTez.
The Fools are out of Champions League!
Funny as fuck.
Hahahah.
Skipped IT lesson to watch the game with Karim.
And two other girls.
Was watching Barcelona vs. Inter most of the time.
I can't remember the last time Inter won a CL game.
Hahaha.
After the match ended, they went to smoke.
If you must know.
I didn't, because I'm a good kid. (:
And I hate ciggies.
Everyone here is freaking smoking weed and taking drugs.
Vancouver is like the druggy city.
And a lot of gang fights and shootings because of territory and drugs.
Pretty much like GTA Vancouver City.

Training today was the worst EVER.
Did passing the whole time.
And it was stationary passing.
Standing with the ball and passing straight ahead.
FFS we are not 5 years old trying to learn soccer.
Waste of my 2 hours.

Okay I think I'm getting a PS3 today.
Wooooooooooooo.
Hahaha.
Ghey, Ghay.

Bye you.
Don't look back in anger. Or regret.

Came home from school, used comp, ate stuff.
Played comp some more.
Ate pasta before going to training.
Went training, came home, bathed.
Ate more pasta.
Did math homework.
Using comp now.
How exciting is my life?
I bet it's better than YOURS, no?
Hehe. (:

New Facebook profile pic!
My previous one was gay, been using it ever since I started Facebook-ing.
Which was like 1 year and a few days ago.
I still remember creating it just to play the soccer game.
I thought Facebook was stupid back then.
I thought people who used it were retards hahah.
Anyway, one year later, I'm so damn addicted to FB, and I'm one of the retards now.
Heh.

Report card scores for this term have been submitted.

Soccer ~98%
English ~87%
IT ~93%
Mandarin ~98%
Socials ~77%
Science ~92%
Math 96%

Most scores are approximates lar.
Those spermy lines means approx.
I'm averaging like ~89+% excluding soccer hahaha.
Eh don't judge me, I'm not one of those no life nerds hor.
I'm a cool kid!
Hahaha.

Okay I think I deserve a PS3 okay, see I worked so hard to get these results.
I'm not going to tell my parents my results yet.
Wait till 1 week before X-mas then show.
Then they will have no choice but to buy for me.
Hahaha.

Okay damn tired, watch the Simpsons then go sleep.
"Gay fish, it's a wonderful day for pie."
No wait, that's South Park; and Family Guy.
Hahaha.

Random fact: I think I'm possibly the biggest Man Utd fan in my school and province by a country mile.
United<3.
Ghey.

have the sexiest laptop mouse ever.
It's pink!
And it's wireless!
Hahah Logitec something.
Damn sexy! :B

Okay I just spent my whole day on the comp.
And fixing the printer.
Morning 11:17am woke up, saw the dumbest thing ever.
Guess what I saw.



It's like in the movies when you see something, then you rub your eyes and it's gone?
Except this was real shit and even though I didn't rub my eyes, it is still not gone yet.
9-1? Hahahah.

After that watched the Juventus vs Udinese match.
Ate breakfast while watching.
Then went to bathe.
Then played Football Manager.
Then ate lunch.
The played Football Manager while fixing the printer.
Then played football manager some more.
Played till dinner time.
Ate while watching the Major League Soccer Final.
LA Galaxy vs Real Salt Lake.
Yes that's Beckham's team.
1-1 at full time, LA Galaxy lost on penalties.

Then watched some gay horror movie.
Got one cute girl in the movie hahaha.
Then doing nothing now.
I think going to watch The Simpsons or Family Guy or Mythbusters or some Man Utd video.
See how.

Love does not exist, it's just fantasy.

What a crap day.
Hah, other than manutd winning.
And Fletcher scoring a wonderful goal.
Lost my game 2-0, worst team performance yet.
And its our second lost on the trot.
Our keeper was injured and didn't play, so we had a striker play gk first half.
And a defender play it second half.
I'm not blaming the fact that we were using temp goalies for the loss.
I mean both goals conceded, the proper goalie would not have saved it too.
I mean, we allowed them to have like 7/8 shots the whole game.
Blah blah you guys don't care anyway.

My dad got fired.
He go fight with some guy working with him.
Threatened the guy with a knife.
No work = no money = no PS3?

Just watched (500) days of summer.
I swear it was exactly the same as my logic about relationships yesterday.
But it's just a movie.
Movies and pop songs are destroying our minds.
It's all part of a uber-huge mind fuck.
Oh anyways, I give up.
Unless you want to do something about it okay.

Cheers.
G

What's the matter with you guys?
Relationship problems and stuff, don't stress ah.
We are still young, enjoy your youth!
Scared grow up no chance for relationship meh.

Hahah okay that wasn't aimed at anyone.
But seriously, don't get too stress or emo about this.

Lol, just watched PeterChao's new vid.
Going to sleep now, match tomorrow morning.
Then PARTYYYYYY!

One life, live it.
Party hard, get drunk, get laid, get old, get cancer, die. (:

Meg count today: 2
Meg count this week: 8

Okay that's it for my meg counting(sic).
I stopped today even though I still have a game tomorrow because I doubt I am going to meg someone, unless I try to.
I got megged once today and once yesterday, so I guess that's a -10.
So I get a score of -2 this week?
Hahaha.

Okay tomorrow Man Utd playing at 9:30am.
Then my game is at 12:00pm.
You may think its kind of stupid to be playing soccer at noon.
But no, this is not Singapore.
It's freaking freezing 24/7, and because of this, I would not mind playing soccer everyday at noon when it's the 'hottest'
My training everyday is at 1:30pm.

Home game this week, don't have to travel.
Last week's away game was the worst.
Had to travel damn far.

What else?
School today, borrowed a book from school library.
Need it for silent reading for English.
Chose Goal!.
Hahah it's a soccer book, originally a movie.



Figured if I had to read then I should read something I'm actually interested in.
Other stuff I read are soccer magazines, and newspapers - The Sports section.
The only other book I read willingly was, not surprisingly, Eric 'Le King' Cantona's biography (which my mom bought for me for $2 at a book fair, hahah).



"When the seagulls follow the trawler, they think that the sardines will be thrown into the sea".



Legendary quote.

Hahah okay that's it, my life is sad and boring.
I miss you.

Didn't go to training last night.
It was raining ice-cubes, literally.
Ever heard of hail? Haha yea that's it.
According to wiki:

Wiki is gay.

I don't know, lazy to read. Hahah.
Meg count today: 4
Okay I swear I will stop meg-counting after this week, hahah.
School was okay today, loads of homework.
Lazy to do now.
I think later then do.
And I'm not going to eat dinner lol.
Just saying.

Tomorrow IT lesson doing a Microsoft Excel project.
I neh use Exel before leh.
Got anyone use it before? Can help me?
Lol.
Man Utd playing again this weekend, then Champions League next midweek.
My team playing on Saturday.
Hoping to get back to winning again!
Tomorrow training in the afternoon, I think just playing a match.

I miss Singapore leh.
Hahah sad.

Meg Count today: 2

Haha don't judge me lar.
I enjoy megging people as much as strikers enjoy scoring goals.
Imagine doing some skill move, then putting the ball through the other guy's legs.
Well, I feel happy when I accomplish that anyway.
Hahah.

Training tomorrow afternoon and evening.
My whole life is soccer now.
Everyday playing soccer except for Sundays.
The thing I miss a lot is playing street soccer.
That was like my skillZ training ground.
Every weekend will go void deck or badminton court or somewhere to play street soccer.
Haha, here sucks!

Training tonight canceled again.
And brought laptop to school again.
My IT teacher called me a Photoshop Whiz.
Hahah.
I don't know, nothing much going on in my life now.
Didn't sleep much last night.
Don't know why.
Now head aching like a mother bitch!
Damn hungry, going to eat now.

Background pic or not?
Whole page or just bottom right corner?

Was freaking bored.
Watched 40 year old virgin and Zombieland.
Back to back.
That's how bored I am.
Eh everyone sleeping meh?
I don't see anyone online leh hahah.

Fucking lost 1-0 to the other team.
We had all the chances.
They only had one shot on target, and they scored it.
They TWICE freaking cleared the ball off the line.
Lucky bitches.
Lost the semi-finals.
I never have luck in cup games leh.
Last time in Singapore lost in the final.
But went unbeaten the whole season in the league.
In face that final we lost was the only game we lost all season.
That was 2007 anyway.
Lets not be like Liverpool fans and be constantly talking about past glory.
Hahah.
Came home after the match.
Ate a lot, hahah.
I'm freaking bored.
How come no one is online?

My legs are freaking tired!
Hahah and my left ankle is injured.
Sad shit.
Tomorrow away cup game.
Must travel damn far leh.

Meg-count today: 1
this week: 7
Record: 17 in 20+ minutes

Hahaha meg count is the number of times I meg someone else lar.
And I swear my record is 100% real.
Was still in Singapore back then.
I think was sec 2.
Brought ball to school, then morning before school started was in the canteen.
I think I was the only one really interested in soccer in my class in sec 1 and 2 ah.
Then was just dribbling the ball.
Then decided to meg people who were walking past.
Damn funny hahah.

Boring leh, what can I do now?

Came back from training, just ate shit loads haha.
Damn full now, and I can't sleep when I'm damn full!
Today's training was okay.
Shooting drill, then crossing, then 4-a-side mini-game, then shot penalties.
I scored 1 out of the 4 penalties I took.
Hahah sad but hilarious.
This Saturday is cup game for my team.
Will go to penalties if its still a draw after extra time.
Guess I won't be asked to take the penalties.
Don't want to cause my team to get eliminated.
We're still unbeaten by the way.
But playing against a strong team.

Oh and the book thingy, I didn't finish reading the book (obviously).
Gave up with like 9 chapters left.
Did the book report anyway.
And I made the ending up hahah.
Just hoping no one else read that book before.
Lol.

Going to sleep soon.
But not just yet.
11:16pm now.
I just missed 11:11pm, omg.
Its like the 11/11/09, 11:11pm ultimate wish thingy haha.
Whatever, off to download today's episode of South Park (illegally lol).
Then to bed.
Congrats to all of you who have no more papers left.
Party like there's no tomorrow yea.
Too bad I can't be there hahah.

No more public holidays till Winter break.
That's like 5 weeks away.
Sad, 25 more days of school. ):

Shit day today.
Wore shirt to school.
First time ever, and first time wearing shirt in a long long time.
I think the last time I wore was the last Chinese New Year when I was in Singapore.
Which was like Jan/Feb 2008.
That's almost 2 years.
Crazy long time ago.
Then Remembrance Day assembly.
Tomorrow don't need to go school because of Remembrance Day.

Can someone teach me how to read faster?
I have to finish reading this book by tomorrow and do a report about it by Thursday.
I'm only at like chapter 95 and I have already read for 2 months plus.
Have to read the remaining 15 plus chapters by tomorrow.
How? Someone read to me leh hehe.

Training today canceled.
I don't know why.
Then Wednesday's training is optional.
But if course I'm going.
This Saturday is cup game. If we lose, we are out.
Playing the second best team in the league.
Obviously we are the best!
Hahah, the last time we played them in the league, we tied 0-0.
Oh and I played first half of the last game in right mid.
Put in a few perfect crosses and through balls.
Played second half as striker.
Coach said he way impressed with me as striker too.
Hopefully next game I get more playing time as striker, and score goals too.
My long overdue goals.

Today brought laptop to school.
Did photoshop during IT while playing football manager.
Hahah just switching between windows the whole.
Didn't get caught.
Then soccer theory lesson was playing again heh.
Like no life leh.
But that's my life now ah, soccer, soccer, and soccer.
And Manchester United.
Wait till I get back to Singapore!
Hahaha.

I FINALLY MANAGED TO CHAT WITH BEBOO AFTER SO LONG! (:



So happens this is my 1000th post in this blog.
Special post indeed.

I think we should play 4-3-3, we have 3 world class midfielders, Rooney can play as a LW.

-------Carrick

Fletcher---Anderson

Valencia----Rooney

-----Berbatov

Obertan was amazing for a youngster thrown into a game against Chelsea at Stamford Bridge.
Jonny Evans too, freaking kept Drogba quiet the whole game!
Not bad for a 21 year old.

As for my game yesterday, my team won 3-0.
Still unbeaten.
I'm still without a goal even though I played second half as striker.
Something weird happened though.
Ref sent off the opposing coach for complaining too much.
Then the coach brought the whole team off the field.
Means we won the game 3-0 by default.
Walkover or something?
Haha.

I have a match later today.
Hoping to keep our unbeaten run going.
My keeper is super duper the AweZomeneZZ man.
3 Goals conceded only in 7 games.
Hoping to score a goal too.
Hahah, damn fail leh, haven't score a single goal yet in 7 games.

Anyway watching Arsenal match now, they are playing so well.
Actually I like the way they play, but dislike them because of the rivalry.
Remember the rivalry from circa 2001.
Keane vs. Viera.
Van Nilsterooy vs. Keowne.
Pizza and soup tunnel incident.

Cannot say the same for Liverpool and Chelsea.
They are just plain idiotic teams.

Okay I going to get ready for my match.

Hahah I lost 12 pounds in the past 2/3 months.
12 pounds = 5.44kg.
LOL.

Anyone else saw this?
To be honest I think its really dumb for him to do that.
Anyway training today was okay.
In general, training was damn fun for me today.
Did one-on-one dribbling and stuff.
I think I megged other people like 9 times or more this week.
And one was on Martin Nash, Steve Nash's brother.
Yes he's my coach.
And I megged him haha.

Martin Nash (born December 27, 1975 in Regina, Saskatchewan) is a Canadian soccer player who currently plays for, and is team captain of, the Vancouver Whitecaps in the USL First Division (USL-1). A five-time all-league selection in the USL-1 and its predecssor, the A-League, he has won four league championships, two with the Rochester Rhinos in 2000 and 2001 and two with the Whitecaps in 2006 and 2008. He is the younger brother of basketball superstar Steve Nash.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Nash_(soccer)

Also I did this in school during IT lesson.



Nothing special lar, just doing it to pass time in IT
Oh and my teacher gave me a bowl of clam chowder soup during IT hahah.

And I moved to new house already.
Still renting lar, but I have my own (Tiny) room now.

Oh and

Physical training today.
Trained mostly on leg core muscles.
And running too.
I can't believe I'm the fastest short distance runner in soccer academy.
Hahah I know I'm fast but usually there's someone faster than me.
For example Marcus Soh.
Hahah.
Then training at night.
Did some one touch passing, pig in the middle and attacking play.
Tomorrow moving house again.
Sian.

Hahah Evra's so funny.
Overall good game.
3-3, shit defending.
Technically we qualified already, but not mathematically.
Time to field our youngsters for next two CL games.

Training today, I megged aka nutmegged aka Olé the opponents 7 times hahah.
Didn't really care because I just hate you stupid angmohs.
Then tomorrow fitness in afternoon plus training at night.
Then Thursday moving house already.
Damn stupid I think I moved to like 5 or 6 houses already in the last one year plus.
And none of those houses belongs to my family.
Gay.

Social Studies test today.
I'm not sure, probably going to get 60-70%?
Didn't go training again.
I'm getting less playing time because of this already hahaha.
Sad.
Nothing else to update one.
Bye,

Sian today whole day wasted studying Social Studies.
I hate canada.
Stupid country can eat my shit.
Doing really well to stay calm here.
Damn angry.

Hahah okay I think I go watch a Wayne Rooney documentary now.

Oh yah, yesterday was Halloween.
My sister went trick-or-treating.
I swear she got like 1 month's worth of candy and shit.
Hahah.

Then at night my father went to party with his friends.
Crazy old man wore my jeans and t-shirt and jacket to the party.
LOL.

And there's 25 hours today.
Because canada is a stupid country.
Day light saving shit.







LSHC!

2-0 win against Blackburn.
Great goal from Berbatov, nice finishing from Rooney.
Obertan and Owen could have scored.
But a win is a win.

2-1 win for my team.
Crazy game, a fight broke out.
Two players sent off.
One from my team, one from the other team.

Really tired now.
I spent 2 hours just now studying social studies.
Monday got test.
And it's really sad because I know I would still not ace that test.
Stupid Canadian history and shit.
ElizaAlba! Hehe.

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