My predictions for tomorrow's games. Portsmouth 1-1 Arsenal Man Utd 3-0 Wigan
Anyway its 1 am now. Man Utd playing at 12 pm tomorrow. So I have lots of time to sleep. Hehe.
Yesterday went to Karim's house at 3 pm. Played FIFA10 on PS3. Had dinner at 10 pm hahah. Play until forget time. Went to sleep at 4 am. Oh and I just downloaded Skype last night. I know, I'm slow uh. But it's freaking awesome. Hahaha. Called Aqil with it. Called him at 3:30 am Canada time. Hahahaha. Next day woke up at 11:30 am. Watched the Liverpool game. Liverpool's so damn lucky. Went to eat breakfast. Played more Fifa after eating. Then went to eat lunch at 2 plus pm. After that went to the mall. Walked around, stayed till 5:45pm. Took bus home. Ate dinner. Used computer till now. Going to sleep soon.
My life is boring. I hope my dad's going to buy the PS3 soon. That's the only thing I want right now. Oh and I want to play soccer too. Freaking 8 days without soccer is already killing me. Another 6 days to go, then can play again.
Monday, December 28, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 6:09 PM
Woke up at 7:17 am this morning. The match was on tv, first time a Man Utd match is on the tv since probably Sept/Oct. That's sad really. There's another channel which shows loads of Man United stuff but its like $25 plus for that one channel, and my parents are too cheap to pay for it. Haha so anyway woke up, watched the preview show, match started at 8 am. At this time, my sister's tamagotchi starting bitching in attempt to seek my attention. The freaking thing started calling every two minutes, at first I had no idea what to press. Then like 11 beeps and 20 minutes later, I figured how to clear its shit. But after that it started beeping again. Attention seeking whore.
Man Utd 3-1 Hull. Rooney my man of the match easily, had a hand in all four goals. What a beast, already surpassed his goal tally of last season in half the time. If he continues at this rate, he could easily become Premier League's second top scorer by the time he retires. Seriously I don't expect anyone to beat Alan Shearer's record. What a prolific goal scorer. Shame he didn't join us in the mid-90's. The other time someone had that quota was when Ruud Van Nilsterooy was playing for United.
Ate breakfast after the game, bathed. Went out at 1 plus. came home at 3 plus. Used computer the whole time until now. It's 2:19 am and I'm in bed, going to bed after I type this.
And I just found out that you actually use more of the dental floss to roll around your finger than you actually use to clean your month, Yes, I actually floss my teeth. Although I find it extremely disgusting.
Oh and I still think VH has the cutest smile ever! :B
Sunday, December 27, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 3:44 PM
Boxing day, just another normal day for me. Woke up at 11:30 am. And that's only because I set my alarm for 10:17 am. Used comp, ate breakfast, bathed. Went out at 1 plus pm. Did nothing, came home at 2 plus pm. Used computer till now. Watched a lot of Man Utd videos. Played lots of FM again. Oh and the religion thingy on my Facebook says Manchester United.
Hahaha no life. And MS Paint sucks. So low quality.
Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:55 AM
Oh I had a dream that I met Man Utd players. And that Danny Welbeck was my friend. Best.Dream.EVER.
Saturday, December 26, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 6:06 PM
Okay, I had the best Christmas ever. Got the best Christmas present too! :B
Christmas Day
Woke up at 1:30 pm. Used comp, ate breakfast + lunch, went to bathe. Went out with my family at 4:30 pm. Went to town, watched people skate for like 10 minutes. Walked around the street for 10 more minutes, then came home. Reached home 6 plus pm. Used comp, played Football Manager. Played till 9:30 pm. Ate dinner, after dinner continued playing FM. Play until now, 2:09 am. I'm on my bed typing this now, going to sleep right after. There are matches tomorrow. Finally. 6 days without any real football at all is absolutely painful.
Wouldn't you agree I had a nice Christmas? And if you were wondering, my present is equally nice too. I got NOTHING for Christmas! Yay. :B Not that I'm complaining though. How many of you can say you got nothing? See, I'm special, my parents love me.
Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 5:14 AM
Hahahah, LOL.
Just woke up, 1:28pm now, half of Christmas is gone. But to be fair, Christmas is overrated. Just because some guy was born 2000 years ago.
So Tuesday stayed home and used computer the whole day.
Wednesday went to Karim's house to sleep over. Went to the mall to meet Karim at 3 pm. He bought his FIFA10. Went back to his place. Played Fifa till 9 pm. Went to eat dinner. After diner continued playing till 3 am. Went to sleep.
Thursday woke up at 12 pm. Played some more Fifa. Ate breakfast after. Went to bathe, went out to mall at 3 pm. Walked around, met people. Then they went to do *censored* (ahem D.R.U.G.S). Crazy people wasting their lives away. I won't be hanging out with them again. Went home at 7 pm. Used computer till 10 pm. Went out to a Christmas party with my family. Ate loads of shit. Had 1 glass of champagne and 2 cans of beer. Didn't get drunk. Went home at 2 plus am. Used computer till 4:30 am then went to sleep. Just woke up now.
I got the best Christmas gift EVER! :B
Tuesday, December 22, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:43 PM
It's snowing! At least it is in my blog. Weather report says it won't snow anymore over here this year.
And I added a playlist with Christmas dance remix songs. Downloaded then uploaded all of it. Took like 2 hours of my time today.
Boring day today. Achieved nothing other than making the Christmas stuff on my blog. I'm not even in that Christmas mood yet.
Monday, December 21, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:21 PM
Fuck yea. Party was so good. Hahah, okay so here's what happened.
Friday
Went to school, skipped Chinese lesson, went to the cafeteria to talk with Karim. Talked about the party, and soccer, and just stuff. School ended like 11:30 am. After school took bus to the mall. Ate Macs, met up with the older girl, who is 19 years old. She went to buy booze. Went to some secluded spot to drink. After like 10 minutes, a cop came to us. We saw him coming and disposed of the drinks before he came near. So he didn't actually see us drinking. And the girl was 19, so it was legal for her. He only checked her ID, and not anyone else's. Went back the the mall after we got busted by the cop. Chilled till like 3:30 pm. Went to their soccer training. We are in different teams. So trained with them till like 5 pm. Took bus home, did shit, went to sleep at 2 am.
Saturday
Woke up at 7 am to watch the Man Utd game. Slept only 5 hours in total. Fucking pissed with the result. Fulham 3-0 Man Utd. I watched till the scored the second goal. The team performance was embarrassing, I could stand to watch any further. Went to my match at 12 pm. Won 1-0. After the game, went home to bathe, then went out to meet them around 3 plus. Went to one of the guy's house. Drank a bit of the booze, played FIFA10 one xbox, fucking hate xbox. Basically a pre-party. Then 6 plus bussed to the mall to meet up with one guy. Had dinner at a steak house. It was like $30 per person. But one guys treated us all. :B Okay then went to the party after dinner. Partied till just over 11 pm. I didn't get drunk, and I didn't go near any chicks, as I promised. I'm not gay. Then went back to the guy's house again. Drank more booze, and played more FIFA. Went to sleep at 2 am.
Sunday
Woke up at 10:30 am. The guy's dad made breakfast for all of us. Freaking good breakfast. Belgian waffles are the best. Played more FIFA till 12 pm. My dad came to pick me up. Went out to buy groceries and went to the mall. Came home 6 pm. Did shit till now, going to sleep already.
Yeh basically that's what I did last 3 days (very vaguely). And the last 3 days passed like 1 month. I swear it did. I can't even remember when I skipped Chinese lesson, and that was only 2 days ago. Oh and I did get drunk, but it was just before I went to sleep. I had two shots, then went to lie down. Hahah, I never ever get hangovers. Which is good. Okay time to get some sleep. Probs going to wake up at 12 pm tomorrow.
Saturday, December 19, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 10:59 PM
Wow, fucked up shit man. It's 7 am. On a Saturday morning. It's the holidays. I slept for like fucking 4 hours plus. Now waiting for Man Utd game to start. Then later at 12 pm is my game. Then after that in the evening going out for dinner with angmoh people. The party after dinner. Already bought the booze for tonight, it's gonna be fun. Probably going to sleep overnight at some guys house after party. There's no way I'm going to come home drunk.
Anyway, yesterday while buying booze for tomorrow, we bought some to drink yesterday. Got caught by a police. Lucky one of the girl is 19 years old. Then he didn't check the rest of us already.
Ahhhh headache. Woke up to good news again. The Poo lost 2-0. What a joke.
Friday, December 18, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:16 PM
My Sir Alex lookalike jacket. Hahah. Training in the afternoon today. Came home bathed and slacked. Nothing much already. Boring day today. Tomorrow school half day. After that going to buy booze for Saturday's party. I swear I won't get drunk okay. :B
Thursday, December 17, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:24 PM
Came back from training, bathed. Impressed the head coach. Hahah. Tomorrow training. Friday half day in school. Then two weeks winter break. Bye!
Wednesday, December 16, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 11:03 AM
Someone wants to buy for me? Please.
Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 9:23 AM
Man Utd 3-0 Wolves.
Brought laptop to school to watch the match. The rest of the week is relatively relaxed. One IT assignment due tomorrow. Then after that nothing already. And Friday is half day Go to school 3 hours only. Then Saturday I have a match. And party after that.
Lazy to upload the pic of my new jacket. Guess you guys won't be seeing it. Hahaha. Yesterday busy with homework. Then watched movie at night. VH has the cutest smile ever. Hahahah. VH<3!
Monday, December 14, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:32 PM
Ah crap, what a SHIT weekend. Friday night went to my match at 8 pm. Came home at 9 plus, coming 10 pm. Had fucking cramps. Went to sleep at 2 am, woke up on Saturday at 9 am for Man United match. Had a fucking bad headache. Felt like a freaking hangover without alcohol. Watched the match, United lost 1-0. Fucking bad mood after that plus headache. Ate breakfast at 11 plus, then bathe and went to sleep again. Woke up at 3 pm to eat lunch, did homework till 6 pm. Then went to sleep again till almost 8 pm. Ate dinner, did homework till 10 pm. Then watched Bandslam. Thought it was a great movie. One of the better ones I have watched recently. Slept at 2 am.
Today woke up at 12 pm, was snowing when I woke up, and woke up to see Poo 1-2 Arse. (Y) for snow and good news. Ate breakfast, bathed and went out at like 2 pm. Went to mall with my family. I hate going to malls and shopping with my family. I seriously rather sit at home all day using computer and no-life-ing. Bought a Man Utd jacket (which looks like the one Sir Alex wears during winter except mine has AIG on it, fucking commercialized world).
Actual pictures up soon.
Come home around 9 pm. Ate dinner, did homework. Now typing this, going to sleep after.
Shit weekend. At least I have a party next Saturday. And many Christmas parties after that. And holidays. Winter break coming soon.
Saturday, December 12, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 9:21 AM
I have a match today in about 3 hours. I didn't even have on field training this whole week. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and today's training canceled. All changed to physical sessions in the gym. Only Tuesday went to the field. Didn't even train. Played 5-a-side games only. Update this post again when I get back. Today playing the 3rd placed team in the league. We are second with 1 game in hand.
Edit:
Won my game 2-1. Was freezing cold, I swear. Temperature was like -2 degree Celsius and it was snowing lightly. I forgot to stretch before the match, plus it was so damn cold. My legs were cramped the last 5 minutes of the game. And the ball didn't freaking go out of play that whole time. So ended up finishing the game with freaking cramps. Nearly died when I reached home and tried to stretch. Fucking painful. Um I got megged, hahah.
Oh and Man Utd vs Aston Villa tomorrow. 4-0 to United, not too hard to predict. :B
My legs still hurting like a mofo. Sad shit.
Wednesday, December 09, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 3:43 PM
As expected, I predicted the starting eleven wrongly. But to be fair, I got 9 out of 11 correct. Switch Valencia with Welbeck, Norwood with Scholes and I would have been spot on. Didn't expect Scholes to play 2 games in 4 days. That old fart. And didn't expect us to play 4-4-2 with such a weak defence. Anyways I think they ended the game playing 3-5-2.
What else? Yeh I did predict correctly that we would win this game comfortably. No worries. Words from a wise man. Hahaha. Wolfsburg 1-3 Man Utd. Owen hat-trick.
Training today was canceled too. The ground is frozen. Training is indefinitely suspended for the rest of the week. Even my game on Friday night is at the risk of being postponed too. And all training sessions have been changed to physical sessions till the training ground is safe to play on again. This makes Jasper sad. ):
Oh and I went to the UK Trip meeting today. Soccer academy is going to England and Wales in the Spring of 2011. That's Feb/March 2011. We are going to play professional academy teams from England aka pro u18 squads. We're going to Manchester and London. And going to Old Trafford Stadium and Museum tour. Going to Trafford Centre. It's a mall ah, probably funn of stuff I like! (: Watching one Premier League match. Most probably one of Man Utd, Chelsea or Arsenal's home game. This makes Jasper happy. (:
Uh okay I think I go sleep.
Tuesday, December 08, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:47 PM
Harro everybody. My life is freaking boring. Training was canceled because the field was frozen. Imagine rock-hard frozen mud. It was -5 degrees today. Freezing cold.
Man Utd are so screwed man.
United’s 19-man squad for the game in Wolfsburg: Tomasz Kuszczak, Ben Foster, Patrice Evra, Oliver Gill, Gabriel Obertan, Magnus Eikrem, Paul Scholes, Darron Gibson, Antonio Valencia, Michael Carrick, Matty James, Darren Fletcher, Ji-sung Park, Anderson, Cameron Stewart, Nani, Oliver Norwood, Michael Owen, Danny Welbeck
Okay so 2 defenders in there, with Evra being the only first team defender. Oliver Gill, young center back. Rafael, Fabio, Evans, O'Shea, Brown, Vidic, Ferdinand, Van Der Sar, Rooney, and Berbatov are all injured. 13 out of 19 players in that traveling squad are midfielders. Leaving 2 keepers, 2 defenders and 2 strikers.
I'm not remotely worried though. The thought of panic have not even crossed my mind. Ironically I think it's great. It's a great chance for the kids to impress. Have their chance to shine. They train hard everyday waiting for a chance like this and they are not going to let this chance pass easily. I know that from personal experience. Fighting for my first team spot.
Okay so I'm going to try and predict tomorrow's starting eleven. I think it is impossible and is willing to give $100 to anyone who correctly predicts it.
Jasper's Predictions:
Kuszczak
Fletcher Carrick Gibson Evra
Park Anderson Valencia Norwood Nani
Owen
Going to sleep now. Feel so weird today. ):
Huge ass party on 19th December 2009. Hahah dinner, booze, FIFA10. The chick are out of bound for me. Not going near any. (: Hehe then I have a match the next day at 12 pm. Hope it snows and the match gets canceled.
Sunday, December 06, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 11:34 AM
Kuszczak's fail flip. Obviously he is not good enough for Man Utd. Schmeical, VDS, and Foster could all do it. Hahaha. Just being sarcastic, he's recent performances have been out standing. As I predicted in my previous post, Man Utd trashed West Sham. And my team won too, 3-1 FT. I made baked potato for my mom and sister for dinner today. Hahaha. :B That's all, my life is boring.
If you're honest and treat a girl with respect, then whatever happens is meant to happen, because it's all perfectly natural.
Saturday, December 05, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 3:22 PM
Report card! Hahaha I'm such a genius. Very no life leh. Match tomorrow. Waking up at 7 am to watch the Man Utd game though. We are going to trash West Ham! Then after that my team's going to trash the other team! Hahahahha. Lol no life.
Friday, December 04, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:36 PM
Boring day. Wore my new United Jersey to school. Soccer, as usual. After soccer came home, used comp. Ate dinner, did homework. English test tomorrow. Term 1 report cards out tomorrow too. Here comes my PS3. :B
I get so many invitations to go clubbing leh. Too bad I'm not in Singapore. Heh I'm interested, but transportation is a problem!
Off to watch Man Utd videos.
Thursday, December 03, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:37 PM
Came back from training, didn't bathe hehe. Going to bathe when I wake up tomorrow anyway. And it was freezing cold. The field was half frozen, got ice on the ground, was freaking slippery. Only 10 people turned up for training. Home game on Saturday. Before training, studied for English test on Friday. After I post this, going to study for Social Studies test some more before I go sleep. The test is first period tomorrow. Like freaking 8:30 am. Alright, time to go study. Then sleep.
Oh yeh, we drew Man Shitty in the FA Cup. And I think Leeds won their game, so we are going to face them in the Carling cup. FA Cup game is going to be two-legged. So we are going to play the fuckers 3 times in January. Don't blame me if I started insulting you for no reason.
We all hate Leeds scums! 33 years of fuck all!
Wednesday, December 02, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:37 PM
Hahaha no life.
Man Utd 2-0 Spurs. Didn't watch the game. But followed the game on livescore.com in Science class. Gibbo scored two fantastic goals. The moment I saw his name on the score sheet, twice, I knew they were long range shots. Been doing extra training on my long range shooting too.
Stayed back to shoot balls after training today. Was really impressed with myself (idk if that's even possible) after my goal on Saturday. It was kind of my first goal from that far out. I can say I'm getting better at long range shooting. Definitely have to train and improve more.
Oh and it's freaking December! I love December, it my favourite month. December means the month of a lot of soccer. United alone are playing 8 times this month. I shit you not. Hahahah, and they started the month playing a game. Ending the month playing a game. And on New Year's Eve, celebrate Sir Alex's 68th birthday. December also means the month of least sunshine. If you know me well enough, you would know that I freaking hate the sun and heat and stuff. I rater freeze to death than melt. December also means snow, freaking snow. No sun, no heat, no bees, no nothing. The sun goes down at like 4 pm. Yes, really short and depressing days. But I don't mind because Man Utd are playing on average a game every 3.75 days in December. Wooooooo. Balls. December.
Today passed damn quickly. After training, came home bathe. Did homework till 7 pm. Ate dinner. Studied for test till 9 plus pm, then went to sleep awhile. Woke up after 45 min. Now just woke up, watching my downloaded Family Guy. Now still tired, I'm going to sleep soon. Social Studies test on Thursday, English Test on Friday. Just got back my Math test today, did it last Friday. Did damn badly. 42/50. Sad face! Hahah. Uh, I forgot what else.
Oh lol I have a Facebook fan page! And I'm admin of one of the Man Utd fan page groups on Facebook. Very no life.
Tuesday, December 01, 2009 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 3:20 PM
Okay day today. Boring crap. Haha, didn't go training. Heard only 6 people turned up. Gay turn out.
I have two tests this week. Then I think done for the term already. Two more weeks left of school after this week. Winter vacations for two weeks. Then I think next term won't be so tough already. Relax relax, March/April another holiday. Then Exams in June then I'm going back after that.
Erm okay, going to sleep. Tired.
the blogger ;
JasperWu
also known as jp
studied at tampines primary
and bedok view sec in the class of 1e4'o6,
2e4'o7
and 3e3'o8.
currently mugging his ass off at sentinel sec
born on o7 June 1993.
17 years old.
a typical manutd fan.