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Sunday, January 31, 2010 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 3:37 PM

Fuuuuuuck.
Lost 3-1 at home today.
Two league losses in a row.
We dropped to second place now, trailing by 5 points.
But we are playing our game in hand tomorrow.
So their lead could be potentially cut back to just 2 points.
Hope we fucking win tomorrow.

After match came home, watched a few Man Utd vids, and a movie.
I hope they serve beer in hell.
That's about it today.
Fucking mad about the result.

Oh and Arsenal vs Man United tomorrow.
Sol Campbell's going to play.
Dimitar Berbatov's going to be able to get past that old fart even while crawling.
Berbalazy.

Speaking of pornstar Dimitar, it's his birthday today.
29 years old, soon to be an old fart.
Happy birthday.
Going to sleep now.
Waking up at 7:17 am to change into my jersey and have breakfast.
Then probably going to get to watch the first 30 min of the Man Utd match.
Then have to go out at 8:45 am to meet the team.
Then match starts at 10 am.
Fucking crazy, why would you have a match so early in the morning.






Saturday, January 30, 2010 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 3:40 PM

Normal day.
Got back my math test marks.
Got something like 46.5/51.
Can't remember exactly but I know I got 93% for that test.
Soccer academy in the afternoon was a joke.
I played like crap today.
And I got megged haha.
And I talked to the head coach and he said I might be able to get a replacement from Nike for my Vapors because I only had them for 5 months and they are almost tearing.
Came home, watched the Man Utd vs. Man City match again.
Then watched a 30 min highlight clip of that match.
Then had dinner.
Did math homework after, dozing off while doing haha.
Went to nap, woke up, watched American Idol ep 4 and 5 I think.
Avril and Katy!
Hahaha.
Then watched MythBusters.
And I just watched 3 guys 1 hammer or something like that and it's the sickest think I have ever seen in my life.
Fucking gross, watch like the first 20 seconds only.
And the video is like 7 minutes plus long.
Now posting this then going to sleep.

Home game tomorrow at 12 pm for me.
Top of the table clash.
We have to win this game.

That's about it.
Arsenal vs. Manchester United on Sunday.
Green and gold till the club is sold.

Oh and here's my photoshop assignment.
Made from scrap.



Yea I know it's a square and I know magazines are rectangular.
It's the assignment requirement, so don't blame me.




Friday, January 29, 2010 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 3:18 PM

Usual day.

School, soccer, came home.
Watched the Manchester United vs. Manchester City match.
Electrifying atmosphere at Old Trafford.
Wish I could watch matches with United fans.
Over here, they are fucking retarded.
They have no clue about soccer at all.
They don't understand why I was so stressed out for the past week.
And when Man United lost last Tuesday.
I get things like "Dude, it's just a soccer game" and "What's extra time" from some idiot in the soccer academy.
Fuck right off.
Go play hockey or whatever this gay country plays.

Anyway that atmosphere was the best at Old Trafford in years.
Seriously I can't remember the last time the home fans actually sang, cheered and booed (at Cuntface Tevez) that loud.
It's always the away fans that are that loud.

And after watching the full game, I'll say Paul Scholes was the man of the match.
Pin point passing all game.

So after watching the match, ate dinner.
After dinner tried to read To Kill a Mockingbird while playing Football Manager.
And amazingly I managed to doze off even with FM on haha.
Books are boring!
Then finished up homework, watched more Man Utd videos.
11:24 pm now, going to sleep.
Training in the afternoon tomorrow.
Then match on Saturday at 12:45 pm.
Then match on Sunday at 10 am.
Freaking fixture congestion.

Videos and pics from the match:













Girls can just look at those hot bodies lol.
And the guy behind Fergie in the last picture is United's latest singing Chris Smalling.

Oh and I handed in my Photoshop assignment already today.
Will upload it tomorrow.
Time to sleep.




Thursday, January 28, 2010 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 11:13 PM



That's been my iTouch wallpaper for the past 3 months.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:42 PM

Manchester United 3-1 SHITS.
Fucking happy!
Today, at about 3 pm, was the first time in 1 week I actually smiled.
Match kicked off at 12 pm
Was in Science class when they were playing the first half.
Having lunch during half time.
At that point it was still 0-0.
Went to change, then bussed to the gym place.
Checking livescore.com constantly while on the bus.
It became 1-0 while on the bus, was happy; hoping for another goal to seal up the match.
Then soon after it became 2-0 but they did not write the scorer.
Then 5 minutes later it became 0-0 again, I was so fucking stressed out.
Reached the gym place at like 1:40 pm.
Checked and it said 1-0.
Was okay then, because we win even if it stays 1-0 till end of extra time.
Went to work out, couldn't check scores anymore.
Finished at about 3 pm.
Checked and fucking 3-1 to the champions!
I was so fucking happy and relieved.

I haven't watched the match yet.
Still down*ahem*loading it right now.
What? I didn't say anything! (:

Anyways, went home after.
Used computer.
Fell asleep.
Woke up, watched The Simpsons.
Did my IT Photoshop assignment.
Took about 2 hours, finished at 8 pm, I think it's more or less done.
Still have till 12:50 pm tomorrow to complete and hand in.
Had dinner, then tried to read To Kill a Mockingbird.
I'm just being dragged along in class.
I have not much idea about what's going on in the book and in class.
Though I do remember my teacher saying that inappropriate N word multiple times in class in the space of 2-3 minutes.
Quite hilarious though.

Talking about me trying to read.
Borrowed a book at the start of January because I needed it for silent reading in class.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy or something.
Read the first 2 pages the day I borrowed it.
just returned the book, and after 20 plus days, I have only read that 2 pages.
Quite sad uh, I can't read. ):
I can only read Dan Brown books and magazines and soccer news.
Borrowed a new book again.
Hopefully I can get something out of it hahaha.

And, WOW my blog has so many visitors from so many countries the past two days.
People from England, India, Malaysia, South Africa, Russia and Sweden.
Hi guys! (:
All of them were probably looking for one thing.
The power of Manchester United really can pull people from all over the world together.

Right, math test just now.
I think I did well.
Not much problems. :B
Nothing much tomorrow.
IT assignment due, that's all.
Training in the afternoon.

Oh yah, I didn't go to evening training today.
My calf is still aching (needs someone to help me massage), shin swollen, and I have no idea what's wrong with my ankle.
I don't think I twisted it.
I have 2 games again this weekend.
The game on Saturday is very important.
Top of the table clash.
After losing last Saturday, we dropped to second place.
So if we win this game and the rest of our games, we're champions.
But I don't think it will be that easy.
The other time we played this team, I scored two goals against them.
Hoping for the same, this time not for personal glory, but for the team.
I want to win this league.
Game on Sunday is against bottom placed team.
3 points already in the bag if we really want it.

Time to sleep.
Red till I die.
33 years and counting.
The Shitty side of Manchester will never win anything ever.





Wednesday, January 27, 2010 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 3:49 PM

No more snow on my blog.
It's getting warmer by the day.
It's like 10 degree Celsius now, and I already feel hot.
I am going to freaking die when I get back to Singapore.

Same thing today.
Wake up.
School.
Lunch.
Soccer.
Come home.
Nothing interesting happened.
Not even during soccer.
Maybe the fact that I got yet another ankle injury.
But I don't think that's fun.
Injuries everywhere.
Both ankles injured, calf muscles aching like a bitch, and my right shin is swollen.

Math test first thing tomorrow.
Then Manchester United vs Manchester City at lunch time.
Probably going to skip the class before lunch too to watch.
Or not.
See how.



Did during IT lesson today.
Assignment is due on Thursday.
Probably finishing it tomorrow evening.
Supposed to do it today, but some girl who (used to be) obsessed with hot Korean guys, a.k.a. Amanda Goh, got me side-tracked.
Now she's obsessed with Manchester United already right!
Haha see your name there? :B
Chat with her, talked about Korean girls!
Oh oh oh~
Hahaha. (:

Gym training in the afternoon tomorrow.
On-field in the evening.
Probably skip the on field, need to rest all my injuries.
See how first ah.
Depends on how I feel after gym.

Manchester United signed Chris Smalling.
He will still play on loan at Fulham till the end of the season.
I always knew Sir Alex would make this kind of signing.
Cheap, young, no-name defender.
I swear, I posted it in a Man Utd forum 1 1/2 months ago.
I would prove it but the website only saves 2 weeks worth of my posted shit haha.

Okay it's really late now.
12:25 am.
And I was supposed to sleep 1 hour ago!

Peace.




Tuesday, January 26, 2010 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:25 PM

Morning went to school.
First period Science test.
Next was Math, then Social Studies.
Lunch, ate then juggled with a ball.
After lunch went to the coaching course.
Went home after that.

Watched stuff on YouTube.
Did homework.
Had dinner.
Finished up home work.
Did all these while playing FM.

Then watched an episode of MythBusters after.
Dad brought home sushi, ate again while watching.

After that did some Photoshopping.
Not many Man Utd pictures floating around these few months.
Been ages since I did one.
Probably in December or just before that.


(It's a huge picture, click to enlarge. Can be used as desktop picture as well.)

That's what I came up with.
Not one of my best works.
But not many pictures to choose from so it's not totally my fault.

My calf is still aching.
Even hurts when I walk today.
Thank fuck today's training was cancelled.
Training again tomorrow, I should be ready as long as I stretch properly.
Need someone to massage for me leh.
Who want to do it?
Hahah.

And and Welbeck have joined Preston North End on loan till the end of the season.
Which is managed by Sir Alex Ferguson's son, Darren Ferguson.
Preston North End is one of those clubs I knew since like primary 3.
In fact, I think I already knew a lot of clubs since P3.
Oh and there's a guy called Chris Brown playing for them.
Tough community service hey.
Hahah.

I think it's a good move for Welbeck since he need's first team action week in week out.
A sensible move as Mame Biram Diouf have already impressed in his short time at Old Trafford.
4 goals in 3 games, 2 of which were substitute appearances.

Sleepy time.
Can't wait for soccer tomorrow.




Monday, January 25, 2010 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:54 PM

Continuation from my previous post.
Watched the 3 matches in the morning.
Ate lunch at 2 plus pm.
Used comp till 4:30 pm.
Went to change, went out to meet the guys at the field.
Home game today.
Warmed up.
Match kicked off.
Started out bad, the whole team was misplaced loads of passes.
Then I assisted the first goal.
Just a low cross from the wing, the guy volleyed it in.
Then I assisted the 3rd goal.
Cut into the middle, passed to overlapping guy, shot and goal.
Towards the end of the first half, I got the ball just ahead of the half way line.
Megged one guy, got past him, megged a second guy, but he brought me down.
Fucking kicked my shin, now it's swollen.
Damn painful. ):
Free kick.
I megged two guys in one move. :B
Half time, 4-0 to us.
Our coach told us to slow down the scoring, since it's a one-legged cup game, the scoreline doesn't matter.
Second half, assisted the 6th goal, kind of.
Got the ball, dribble past the guy but he brought me down.
Freekick, my teammate scored.
At 7-0, our coach told us to stop scoring completely.
We just kept possession, passed around for like 35 minutes.
I was mostly at the corner flag and penalty box area, doing tricks.
Lots of tricks hahaha.
Felt bad for the guy marking me.
I had lots of chances in the final 10 minutes of the game, but just decided to run towards the corner flag to do tricks haha.
Ended up not scoring any, but assisted 3 goals.
Maybe 2 and 1/2 since one of the is after earning a freekick.
I did get the final touch before the guy shot.
Full time 7-0 to West Van Strikers.
I have no idea where the other team is from or what their name is since our coach refused to tell us anything about them.
Now I know why, he didn't want us to get overconfident haha.
I still don't know anything about them till now.
Came home, bathed, ate dinner while watching American Idol ep4.
Playing Football Manager now, going to sleep soon.
Science test first thing tomorrow.
And training tomorrow evening is most likely cancelled.
Two games in two days is way too much.
My calf muscles are aching like a bitch right now.

Oh and my dad bought a new car last week.
Just went to collect it yesterday.
Mazda6, it's black.
Cool. :B

That's about it, going to sleep in like 17 minutes.
11:07 pm now.




Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 4:15 AM

Too tired to blog yesterday.
Anyways, woke up at 8 am.
Overslept, missed the first 65 minutes of the Man Utd match.
I was supposed to wake up at 6:37 am haha.
At least I only missed one goal right? :B




So Manchester United 4-0 Hull City.
Wayne fucking Rooney.
A class above the rest!
Hahaha.
And Nani played well too.
Probably his best match this season.





Watched remaining of the game, ate breakfast, then went to bathe.
Went to see the foot doctor at 12 plus pm.
What's a foot doctor called?
Lazy to find out.

After doctor, came home to eat lunch.
Changed, and went to meet up with the team at 3 pm.
Went to the field, it was at some school.
Warmed up, did some shooting, team talk and formation stuff.
Match kicked off at 3:45 pm.
I started on the left wing.
Moved to right wing at like 75th minute.
Played okay, I was outnumbered 3 to 1 every single time they were attacking.
I have no idea what formation they played.
They had 3 wingers!
And it was quite effective.
I think all 3 of their goals came from wing play.
None of it was my fault though!
I think. Haha.
Lost 3-1 in the end.
And I fucked my ankle in the first few minutes of the match.
Went up for the ball, landed and fell awkwardly.

Came home, bathed, ate dinner, studied more for my Science test.
Then used comp till 2 am then went to sleep.
Played FM, watched Manchester United videos, watched Youth in Revolt.
Thought it was a stupid movie.
Typical Hollywood love story shit.

Slept at 2:30 am, woke up at 11:30 am.
Ate breakfast while watching Inter Milan vs AC Milan.
Inter won 2-0, though I'm still afraid of AC Milan.
They're going to trash the heck out of Man Utd at San Siro.

Then watched Real Madrid vs some gay team after that.
RM won 2-0.

Then played more FM.
Still playing now while posting this.
I have a game later at 6 pm.
It's a cup game at home against a really weak team.
I expect us to coast through the game, but I really want to score.

This post is 90% about soccer.
That's my life.
I enjoy it, so don't judge me okay.

Here's a video dedicated to Nani's great performance.
Enjoy guys.





Saturday, January 23, 2010 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 3:12 PM

Manchester United vs Hull City tomorrow.
Green and gold to protest against Glazers please.
LUHG!



You should go hang yourself if you don't already know what's going on.

I have a match tomorrow.
Here's an update on my league.



Playing the fourth placed team tomorrow.
Already lost to them 2-0 at home earlier in the season.

The most crucial game is probably the one I highlighted.
30th January.
Top of the table clash.
That match should more or less decide who wins the title.
Since I don't see any other teams catching up with us.
They're all pretty crap to be honest.
Just like Man City.
Hahahaha.

Then I have another match on Sunday.
That's a cup game.
Blame the stupid organizers for the fixture congestion.
2 games in 2 days.

Oh I just realized the points system is a little messed up.
That's because we had a qualifying/playoff kind of thing from August to October.
And you can see we had 8 points carried forward from there.
I have no idea why it was carried forward though.
Only goes to show how much Canadians don't understand rules of football.

Oh spent the whole day on the computer today.
Didn't have to go to school today.
Woke up at 10 am.
Football manager.
Man United videos.
Watched the Hope for Haiti Now thing live on youtube.
Movie (watched Trucker, probably one of the worst movies I ever watched, definitely not recommended).
Alright time to sleep.
11:35 pm now.
Waking up at 7 am tomorrow to watch the Man Utd match.
Then going to see the physio before the match.
My leg is full of problems.
Injured here, injured there. Hahaha.
Then match at 4 pm.




Friday, January 22, 2010 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 5:21 PM

Woke up, actually woke up on my alarm today.
Went to school at 8:30 am.
Came home at 10:47 am.
Today half day, damn relax.
Reached home, watched Man Utd reserves vs Sunderland reserves.
4-0 to United final score.
Mame Biram Diouf scored 3 goals.
He is the one.
He is the Black Jesus.

Then studied for my Science test till after dinner.
Didn't get to finish studying.
Tomorrow then continue.
Waste my time.

Watched 1 episode of American Idol and 2 episodes of Mythbusters.
1:30 am now, my whole body is aching from the working out haha.
Oh and I so late still haven't sleep cuz tomorrow don't need go school.
Then I have a match on Saturday and another one on Sunday.
Gonna die man.




Thursday, January 21, 2010 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 3:18 PM

As usual again.
School, lunch, training in gym.
Home, computer, dinner, training, bathe, ate more (leftovers from dinner), computer till now.
Going to sleep in awhile.
I don't know why but I these few days keep missing my alarm leh.
I didn't even hear it ringing at all.
Lucky always still can wake up.

Oh and I was pretty damn moody during school.
Still unhappy about yesterday's loss.

Played loads of Football Manager.
Got sacked as Singapore's manager.
France offered me the job, accepted it.

And,



Hahaha you have to be ambitious to achieve something.

Oh, today's training was mostly corner.
Attacking and defending corner training.
Pretty professional haha.
Took shots before and after training.
Scored every single shot.
Happy with myself.
Then took shots from the corner flag.
I'm starting to get the hang of it.
Scoring straight from corners that is.
The Weslie style corners.

Oh and I had pasta for dinner.
Spaghetti.
I LOVE Italian food.
And cheese.
That's why I ate so much today hahaha.
:B

Sleep time.
Bye.




Wednesday, January 20, 2010 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 3:00 PM

Man City 2-1 Manchester United.
Congrats to them, and to Carlos Tevez, and I wish you the worst of luck in the second leg next week.
Hatred, anger.
That was how I was feeling when the referee blew for full time.
Then I went to play soccer and everything became fine again. Sort of.

Routine day as usual.
What's new?
Woke up, bathe, used computer, went to school.
Watched the match during IT lesson.
Went to get my lunch during half time.
Watched second half sitting at my locker.
Some of the guys watched with me too.
Karim the Swiss kid.
Mark the Danish kid.
And a few Canadian bitches who I think knew nothing much about soccer.
Was fucking angry watching the game.
Full time, 2-1.
Went to change to my jersey.
Futsal training today.
That's indoor soccer if you didn't know.
Felt a lot better while playing.
After training, went home, used computer.
Got angry again seeing all the articles.
"Man City dominate".
I don't think so.
They looked out of the game for most of the first half.
We let them back in the second half.
Both goals were dubious.
Referee was a bitch in my opinion.
Bad calls all game.

Oh and I got sacked as Singapore manager on FM.
What was I to do.
Drawn in the same group as Bahrain, Australia, and China.
I did win one game against China though, achievement.

Stopped playing after dinner.
Watched The Blind Side.
You should probably watch it if you haven't already.
Encouragement.

That's about it, in the gym tomorrow afternoon for soccer.
Training on field in the evening.
I have a cup game this Sunday.
I think it's the 3rd/4th placing match.
Not sure.
Because we were already out of it in the semifinal last month.

Time to sleep.
Night, peace.




Tuesday, January 19, 2010 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 3:26 PM

Mame Biram Diouf.
Two cameos and one goal later, his value has inflated.



Hahah yah lar it's a typo.

Routine day again today.
Morning wake up, bathed, used comp, went to school.
Lunch, ate and did math homework.
Soccer academy in class today, doing coaching course.
I'm learning to become a coach haha.
The next Sir Alex Ferguson.
After school came home.
Used comp, ate dinner at 5:15 pm.
Went out to training at 5:55 pm.
Took bus there, was the earliest to training haha.
After training came home, bathed.
Ate a bit more.
Finished up math homework, then used computer till now.

Tomorrow is the Manchester Derby at City of Manc Stadium.
Man Shitty vs. Manchester United.
Head tells me we're going to lose.
Heart says we will win for sure.
Hahahah.
To be fair Man City are REALLLY close to success. They're only 4 miles away from Old Trafford.

Fuck man, I just played Football Manager for the past two hours and my computer just restarted.
And it was end of the season, so was all the cup finals.

Okay I go sleep.
Damn angry.
Haha.




Sunday, January 17, 2010 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 4:38 PM

Forget whatever I said yesterday!
Hahaha.
Stoke 1-1 Liverpool. Joke.
Everton 2-0 Man City. Massive.
Chelsea 7-2 Sunderland. Crazy.

Manchester United 3-0 Burnley
Mame Biram Diouf is the new Jesus!
Told you Jesus was black hehe.

Squamish Strikers 1-5 West Vancouver Strikers.
Kind of weird having the same team name but it's very common in English football.
Eg. Manchester United and Leeds United. Manchester City and Birmingham City.
Hahah anyways, trashed the hell out of the other team.
But I had a bad game generally.
The field was up in the mountain so the field was icy and damn slippery.
I couldn't even run properly.
By half time I already had a blister on my left toe haha.
And its like bleeding inside.
The blood is still there now.
Oh and we had a minute of silence before the match.
Damn cool, it's the first time ever I had one haha.
RIP people.

Morning 7 am wake up.
Watch Manchester United game while eating breakfast.
Half time went to take a shit and change into my football kit.

It's like some kind of routine leh.
Every Saturday, half time of Man Utd's match I confirm feel like shitting one hahaha.

Watched second half.
Went out at 8:45 am.
Reached the field at 9:55 am.
Freaking long drive.
Came home after the game.
Used computer till now.
Ate pizza for dinner hehe.
Tried to read TKMB after dinner.
Fell asleep/ dozed off after like 5 pages.
Amazingly I immediately woke up after I started up Football Manager.

Oh talking about TKMB, I got 27.5/33 for that test on Monday.
Which is like 83.33%.
Impressive yeh?
Hahaha.
There were questions like, who wrote the novel.

I think I'm going to sleep soon.
My dad wants to buy new car.
Tomorrow going to shop for cars again.
Hopefully there's another R8 there haha.
Or some other nice cars. :B

If anyone sees any competition that can win a trip to Manchester, tell me okay. (:
Hahaha.

Uh that's about it.
:8B Hahahah that's you.




Saturday, January 16, 2010 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 4:08 PM

Man Utd vs. Burnley tomorrow at 7 am.

Then my match at 10 am.
Its away game and the place is damn far away.
Like 1 hour plus car ride.
I'm playing so well these few months.
Only problem is my stamina right now.
I hope it's a shorter field tomorrow.
I don't mind it being wider.
More space for me.
I'm not sure cuz it's my first time going to this field.
Actually at another place, but they changed the location yesterday or today.

Today went to school.
Training in the afternoon.
Megged other people 2 times.

Came home, used computer.
Didn't do any work.
Lazy haha.
Tomorrow evening then do.

Liverpool are sooo fucked right now.
Torres out for two months, Gerrard and Benayoun out too.
Nevertheless, they're going to beat Stoke tomorrow.
When you expect them to win, they lose.
When you expect them to lose, they win.

And I just realized that my fashion sense is terrible hahaha.
But only because I don't want to spend my parents' money.
I always see thing I like but never tell anyone one haha.
I want to go earn money soon.
Then can buy stuff for myself. :B

Promise for tomorrow: At least one contribution (e.g. Score or assist a goal).

And I think the S-League is a disgrace.
We are the only national league in the world that has teams from other countries playing in it.
Just today, French side Etoile FC pipped Yishun Super Reds and Chinese side Beijing Guoan to claim the first of two available S—League slots for the 2010 season.
And potentially that Cina Buto side could join as well.
What's the purpose of this?
To bring up the standard of S-League?
Why not set up more training camp, or soccer academies for the youths and work on the future of Singapore?

Okay end of rant.
I really hope to play professional football in future (ie. Get payed for playing football).
Time to sleep, waking up at 6:47 am tomorrow, and it's 12:34 am now.




Friday, January 15, 2010 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 3:54 PM

Went to training in the afternoon today.
Had a new coach there.
And of course I wanted to impress the guy.
Played particular well.
At least I tried my best.
I was all over the place haha.
And it was freaking raining heavily.
I was already soaked and freezing before training even started.



Amazing performance by the United youngsters.
Petrucci and Pogba, the future midfield of Manchester United.
Will Keane looks the real deal too.
I guess they have a point to prove too.

After training came home, slept for 1 hour.
Ate dinner, then did home work.
Next 7 days seems fairly easy on me.
Training tomorrow, game on Saturday, rest on Sunday, then training the rest of the week.
Another game next Saturday.

Boring day today.
Training tomorrow afternoon.

IT lesson first thing in the morning tomorrow.
Photoshop tuts.
Slack.








Thursday, January 14, 2010 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 3:55 PM

Fucking tired today.
Slept at 1 am last night, had 5 hours of sleep only.

Same routine again.
Skipped English lesson to watch Liverpool vs Reading, and Juventus vs Napoli, and Sevilla vs Barcelona.
Went to library to watch on my laptop.
Liverpool 1-2 Reading FT. You can always look to Liverpool to lift your mood. :B
And yes I was watching the Liverpool game until the other two matches started.
And I watched the two games at the same time.
Like both matches full screen on the monitor.
Went to training in the afternoon.
Today almost whole day focus on physical training only.
Ran and ran and ran and ran.
I nearly fucking died.
Haven't trained for the past 3 weeks, first day back from training run so much.
At least I know at the end of the day, it would all be good for me.

Went home at 3 plus pm.
Used comp, did homework, studied for Social Studies test.
Then ate dinner at 5:30 pm
Went out to take bus at 6:50 pm.
Reached training early to take shots.
Training started at 7:50 pm.
Did warm up, then ran a whole lot again.
Nearly died again.
Then did some tactical and set piece training.
Did defending corners and freekicks.
Then played a match for like 10 minutes.

Took bus home, 10 pm then reach.
Studied for test even more.
Going to sleep now.

I'm excluding a lot of information.
Heheheh. :B

My Singapore team lost 3-0 to China in Football Manager.
CINA BUTO.

Okay training tomorrow and Friday afternoon.
Away match Saturday morning.
Have to travel again.

I'm hungry and sleepy now.
Go sleep better.




Wednesday, January 13, 2010 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 3:31 PM

Hahahah new phenomenon on Facebook. :B

Normal routine today.
School, home, sleep.
Didn't go soccer training today.
FM in school again.

I'm ready tomorrow, gym in the afternoon then on field in the evening.
Kind of weird thinking back now, I played one of my best games this season on Saturday despite being injured and in shit form (considering I had not trained for 3 weeks and ate so much during Christmas period).
I guess it's because of the scout that was watching the match.
I had a point to prove haha.

Uh..
I forget everything I wanted to say.
Just deleted a whole bunch of crap.
LuLz.

The world's going to end soon.
Go kiss someone you love okay.




Tuesday, January 12, 2010 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:04 PM

Morning wake up, bathed, used computer.
Went to school.
Had the TKMB test in first block.
Went to class late.
Wrote test, I think I did pretty well, confident that I can pass it.
Next block Chinese.
Stoning and listening to iPod the whole time.
Until this girl came to talk to me.
After that was IT lesson.
Learning Photoshop.
I already know everything in the tutorial, so completed like 4 of those today while other people struggled to complete one.
Was playing Football Manager while doing the tuts.
Lunch, ate while playing Football Manager.
After lunch was soccer coaching course.
Learn to be Sir Alex Fergie.
Hahaha.

Is Heartbreakers by Ne Yo a new song?
Came out few months ago right?
I suddenly addicted to it leh.
Today listen 6 or 7 times already.
LuLz.

Paul Scholes. He's a gift to Manchester United Football Club.
His passes looks like it has back spin on it.
When it bounces on the floor, it just has a weird bounce.
Don't know how to explain.
Only a legend like him can do such a thing.
The Ginger Ninja.



Not going to soccer training tomorrow.
Probably start on Thursday or even Wednesday night.
I just cannot take it anymore.
It's been too long without soccer.
It's like 3 weeks minus 2 days already.
Sad shit.
Time to sleep.

How was your results?
Post it in my tag board leh.
I very kaypo hahahaha.




Monday, January 11, 2010 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:30 PM

Slept at 3:30 am last night.
Woke up at 11:30 am.

Yesterday everything in my bag (ManUtd jersey, pants, towel, wallet, everything in wallet including money, phone) got fucking soaked because I spilled my whole bottle of Gatorade in it during my match.
Everything's washed and dry now but my phone is kind of fucked.
Been charging it since yesterday and I think it's sort of better now.
Some buttons still not working haha.
It's time for me to get a new phone anyway (or not).
I've been using that phone since Sec 1.
But ever since I came to Canada I think I only really use my phone 2-3 times a month.
No life, thank you very much.

Anyways, after woke up, ate breakfast and bathed.
Went out at 1:30 pm.
Went to see cars cuz my dad wants to buy new car, and I saw an Audi R8 there.
As in the real deal, and I got to touch it.
I was sooo damn happy haha.
I've been obsessing about this car since it came out about 2 years ago.
And I think there's only 3 of it in Singapore.
Hahahah it was like me meeting a really hot/famous woman.
Although I don't really care about hot/famous women.
I would only die if I get to meet the Manchester United team (or even just one player).
Hahahah.
Dinner ate Taiwanese Beef Noodles at some Cina Buto mall.
A lot of Cina people, both young and old, there.
Peter Chao actually lives in that district, which is 30 plus minutes drive away from my house haha.
Came home at 9 pm, finished up homework.
Using computer now.
Just finished watching The Last King of Scotland.
I really hate going out the whole day with my parents.
I rather sit in front of the computer for 9 hours straight.
School tomorrow, Football Manager in school again?

Oh and my TKMB test is tomorrow.
I guess I'm fucked for it.




Sunday, January 10, 2010 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 6:54 PM

Birmingham 1-1 Manchester United.
Fuck this shit man.
Credits to Alex McLeish.
He's done a really great job for Brummy.
The position Birmingham are in now is really impressive.
Nothing much to comment about our match.
I can't tell what's wrong.
The players or the formation.
Against Wigan, 4-4-2, won 5-0.
But the 4-5-1 was good against Chelsea and Portsmouth and Everton in November.

GVW Rush 0-2 West Vancouver Strikers.
Haha my team won again.
I played like 50 plus minutes even though I was fucking injured.
And my mother thought I was running really fast.
I mean, she just realized that I was extremely fast.
And of all days to realize, she did on the day I was injured.
Which means I could go even faster!
Hahaha anyway I don't think I contributed too much to the game.
I did meg two person though.
Or was it the same person twice.
Can't remember, cuz I kept switching wings the whole time.


This is soooo cool.
Singapore offered me a job in football manager.
Which means I'm now managing both Manchester United and Singapore.



I was shocked to see that the squad was so damn good hahaha.
Amazing.



Here's my second match in charge of Singapore.
First match was the first leg of this fixture.
Tied 1-1 if you know your math.



This is going to be even more fun for me now.
It's 3 am now and I'm still stuck here playing.
Lol, and my goal is to bring Singapore to the world cup some day.
Not this year though, fucking difficult group for the 3rd round.



Okay time to sleep.
More football manager tomorrow!




Saturday, January 09, 2010 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 4:58 PM

Crappy day.
Pretty much same as last 3 days.
School, lunch, football manager, go home, more football manager, internet.
Managed to sneak in two movies in that time too.
G-Force and Bring It On 3
Hayden! Hehe.
But admittedly both are gay movies.

Okay I'm going to sleep now.
Waking up at 9 am tomorrow to watch the Man Utd game.
I'm going to say that it will be postponed tomorrow.
The snow in England is like knee depth right now.

Oh and I'm going to my match tomorrow.
Even though I didn't train for the past 3 weeks, except for Monday and Tuesday.
I hope my groin does not die on me.
Decided to go cuz the team we are facing have good wingers.
Want to help my team out as much as I can.
We are top of the league now, and I'm happy haha.



My team is the WVA Strikers and those are my team's results.
Not bad, yeh?
Haha.

And,



I don't know what that's for.
Nothing too significant.
I've been playing Football Manager so much lately that I just decide to take random screenshots haha.
Okay time to sleep.
Night guys, have fun.

Happy Birthday Rachel, 18 years old. Legal age already hahahaha.
And Happy Birthday AfeeQ Yadiy.




Friday, January 08, 2010 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 3:14 PM

Sad day today.
Morning went to school as usual.
IT lesson learning Photoshop again. This makes Jasper happy.
Then English lesson, we are reading To Kill A mockingbird.
Anyone wants to help me?
Fucking book is so thick.
Whenever I open the book, I start to fall asleep.
There's a test on Monday and I think I'm fucked.
Then next period had assembly.
Then lunch, ate then went to the school library to play Football Manager on my laptop again.
Damn no life.
My dad came to fetch me at 3 pm.
Went home, continued playing FM, ate dinner, played more FM till now.
Going to sleep.
Seriously no life leh.
I played FM for like 8 consecutive hours.

Just hope I don't become like this guy in future.





Thursday, January 07, 2010 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 3:18 PM

Just watched Whip It.
Ellen Page! :B
Hehehe.

Okay, normal day.
Went to school in the morning.
Learned that I will have like 2-3 tests next week.
Ate lunch at my locker, while watching AC Milan game.
Brought my laptop to school.
They trashed the hell out of Genoa 5-2.
I'm really afraid to face them in the Champions League next month.
If we continue playing the way we are now, there is no way we are going to beat them.
Especially as San Siro.
I'm saying we will get beat like 4-1 there.
After eating went to the library because I didn't go to soccer academy.
I think I'm going to be out for 2 weeks with this fucking groin injury.
Tomorrow will be going to the library again.
Anyway, went to library, finished up my homework, then played Football Manager haha.
Very no life.
Then waited for my dad to come.
Came home, did stuff, used computer till now.
Late already, going to sleep after.
My life sucks.
I want to go back to Singapore now.




Wednesday, January 06, 2010 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 1:54 PM

Fucking fuck.
First day back to soccer academy again and I'm injured.
Pulled my fucking groin.
Even hurts if I move my leg.
Like just changing leg position or walking also hurting like a god damn bitch.
Came home and looked in the internet for more information.
It says it takes at least 2 weeks to recover.
And could take up to fucking 2 months.
Hahah so angry.
I guess I'm going to miss lots of training.
And the match this Saturday.
Possibly the one next week too.
Fuckers.
Okay did nothing today.
Gay.




Tuesday, January 05, 2010 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 2:18 PM

Came back from soccer training at 8:20 pm.
Bathed, did homework.
Fucking hell, first day back from school so much homework already.
And Wednesday got Science test haha.
Fucking joke.
Anyway I broke one of my toe nails again during training.

Nothing much, boring day.
Finally get to play soccer.
Sleeping soon.




Monday, January 04, 2010 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 12:39 PM

Wow, fucking wow.
Manchester United 0-1 Leeds United.
Leeds of all fucking teams.
League one side. Playing in Old Trafford. FA Cup 3rd round.
Fucking bullshit.
Well I guess this is how it feels like to be Liverpool then.
Losing to shit clubs.

School is reopening tomorrow.
Sian.
But school reopening also means soccer again.
Last 16 days without soccer was awfully tough on me.
But first I have to get back in shape as quickly as possibly.
Ate too much during the festive period.
FAT.
Hahaha.
I have a freaking game on 9th January.
And some scout guy is coming to watch our game.

Shout-out to the pedophile stalker on my tag board.
Hahahah just kidding!

Shout-out to all United fans.
Stay strong, continue to love Manchester United.
Believe in Fergie.
Expect a backlash against Man City on Wednesday.
And no matter what, stay faithful to United please.
You can change your sex, girlfriend, religion, but not your Football Club.
Manchester United - Till death do us part.

I like how so many Liverpool fans suddenly became Leeds fans today.
Good for you. NOT.

Oh and Edwin Van Der Sar's wife just recovered from her coma.
Good for them, wish her and VDS the best of health.




Sunday, January 03, 2010 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 3:25 PM

It's 11:37 pm now, I'm going to sleep soon.
Yea, I know it's freaking early.
But I'm going to wake up even earlier tomorrow.

Man Utd's match is in 5 hours and 20 mins.
Which means I have about 5 hours of sleep.
Nice, and school reopens on Monday.
Fucking sian.

Okay so Man United vs. Leeds United tomorrow.
The other United, the Damned United.
It's an old rivalry since the days of Sir Bobby Charlton, Dennis Law, and George Best.
The 60's to 70's.
The days of Eric Cantona (early 1990's) too.
First time playing them in 6 year.
The atmosphere's going to be electric, even though I won't be there.
This rivalry is worst than with Liverpool, Arsenal or even Manchester City.
My say: 4-1 to United.
I want Man Utd to fucking batter them.
Leeds Scums. Fuckers.





To build up the mood.
33 years - Fuck All!




Saturday, January 02, 2010 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 7:31 AM

Okay, just got back home.
Happy new year guys.

Yesterday (Thursday, 31st December 2009)

New Years Eve.
Woke up at 10 am.
Ate breakfast, bathed, went out to meet people at the mall at 1 pm.
Went to downtown, to some girl's house.
Drank 1 can of beer and many glasses of cocktail.
The cocktail was fucking strong but you couldn't taste any alcohol.
Only the pineapple juice and pop.
It was that good.
Then the other people went to smoke cigarettes and weed.
Of course I didn't ah. (:
Hahah.
Then 6 pm went to another guy's house to party (and sleepover later on).
Drank beer and some other drinks.
Played Fifa till 11:59 pm.
Counted down to New Year.
Had shots.
Continued playing till 3:30 am then sleep.

Today Friday, 1st January 2010)

Woke up at 12 pm.
Ate breakfast, went to play more Fifa till 2 plus.
Went home after that.
Bathed, ate lunch.
Used computer since then.

I noticed that people are actually more excited on Christmas Eve and New Year Eve than on Christmas and New Year's Day itself.
All the partying on the Eve.
Then the countdown.
After countdown, they will realize there's nothing special.
That's because these holidays are fucking over-hyped.
Hahaha.
And also, those people who make a list of New Year Resolutions.
No, you won't be able to keep it.
At most the first two days of the year only.
After that it's all the same shit again.




Friday, January 01, 2010 Glory Glory Man Utd
@ 3:53 AM

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE. 2010's GOING TO BE A GREAT YEAR (HOPEFULLY).


Although it's still 31st December here.
You guys are in the future! Lol.







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