Merry Fucking Ho Ho peepooos. Boxing Day today but still, holiday spirits. Woke up at 6:30 am to watch Manchester United. Beat Sunderland 2-0 too, won me some money to go shopping. Went out after the match at like 10 am to go buy supplements. Also known as protein, carbs, greens after workout mix. If you were wondering, yes I do work out. I have a sexy body now. Fucking love it. Yeah I have no fucking life, I know that already. Anyways, been over two months since I last posted. If i had any readers at all before I went MIA, please do come back. I promise to be nice to you. Feed you with my life stories.
Soooooo much has happened since I last posted.
I grew up now. Yeah. Made some new friends Tried some new SUBSTANCES. All I can comment is that my "I am drug free" slogan thingy MAY or may not apply anymore. You do the calculations, fucking Asian.
Back to partying again. First one back after 6 months, let my presence known. Went out with a bang that day. Literally bang bang bangity bang.
Yeah I'm cool. See how nice of me even included entertainment.
That was just 2 Fridays ago though. Been to 3 more since that day. I swear to god, next time I get drunk, Blackberry stays in my pocket. I fucking drunk texted/facebooked/ bbm soooo many people. Funny though, ignited old sparks. I'm in love now. I kid.
That was Christmas Eve, party till 5 am. Went home, passed out, woke up at 2 pm. Stayed at home the whole Christmas.
I got a crazy haircut. Almost all gone. I'm a Neymar now. Respect.
Seriously though, if you really need an update about my life, go to my facebook. You WILL be entertained for hours guaranteed.
Oh I'm available now girls. Available to party that is. FUCK DATING, seriously.
And the end. Not sure what my plans are for this week, but next week I'm fully booked. Well unless you send me your picture.
And uhh, I've become shoes crazy. Worst than women.
I recently bought 3 pairs of Mercurial Vapors, all different colourways. 3 pairs of dress shoes. 1 pair of Nike sneakers, which I'm dumb enough to ruin the laces on the first day (to be fair, I was impaired).
And yes, my dad's smoking weed now. Fucking idiot thinks I have no clue.
Alana if you see this, big shout out. Laaaaaaaaaaave you, bitch. <3
the blogger ;
JasperWu
also known as jp
studied at tampines primary
and bedok view sec in the class of 1e4'o6,
2e4'o7
and 3e3'o8.
currently mugging his ass off at sentinel sec
born on o7 June 1993.
17 years old.
a typical manutd fan.