Listen to a piece of pure genius work while you read this. What's better than Mercurial Vapors?
Can't think of anything right?
The answer is..
Free Mercurial Vapors.
God I fucking love Nike. So awesome to be sponsored. I'm probably one of the first in the World to own these Vaps too. The latest Black/Orange one. Saved me $289.71
Actually, I can name a couple of things better than Mercurials. Only yesterday, I made a list of my top 10 (?) items. Don't know exactly how many, didn't bother to count.
So here we go, Jasper's top 10 (or so) list:
1. Manchester United 2. #7 3. pink 4. Neymar 5. Audi R8 6. Mercurials 7. Bailey's 8. Alana 9. Brazilian 10. Crichton 11. Ecstasy
In that order.
There you have it. You most likely have no idea what I am talking about unless you're my close friend. Which I sadly have none. You would probably have noticed 3 chicks in there. Yes, I'm desperate right now. Wish I could confess it to the World, but I only have the guts to say it to the 3 of you still reading my blog.
Maybe one day..
I only seem to get action in Singapore. Can't fucking wait to go back for good.
the blogger ;
JasperWu
also known as jp
studied at tampines primary
and bedok view sec in the class of 1e4'o6,
2e4'o7
and 3e3'o8.
currently mugging his ass off at sentinel sec
born on o7 June 1993.
17 years old.
a typical manutd fan.